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I loaded into a normal Dota match today just trying to keep my MMR afloat, and out of nowhere he starts acting like I personally violated the Geneva Convention by picking my hero. The moment I lock in, he gasps in voice chat like he just witnessed a forbidden spell and shouts that I’m “SEXUALIZING THE LANE” simply by existing. I’m literally playing Crystal Maiden with brown boots, but apparently that alone is enough for him to give a TED Talk on how my “aura is too seductive” and is “creating unfair map pressure.” He starts pinging my portrait like it's some kind of erotic rune spawn and typing paragraphs in all-chat about how I’m “harassing his minimap with my radiance,” even though I don’t even have Radiance. I'm just trying to stack a camp, and this man is over here conducting a full-scale analyst desk breakdown on how my face alone is giving the enemy team +25 morale.

GOOD CARRY