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Approved Greenbeard

Complete your first assignment.

Unlocked Jun 18, 2024 @ 10:03am

Barrel Kicker

Dat accuracy. You kicked ten barrels into the hoop without a single miss.

Unlocked Mar 22, 2023 @ 7:44pm

That's Not How You Play This Game

Rubbish goes in the bin, not the intricate machinery of the Barrel Hoop!

Unlocked Jul 8, 2023 @ 11:48am

Darwin Award

Sacrificed yourself to the Barrel Hoop while intoxicated.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2022 @ 7:45am

Happy Feet

You spent an hour or more shaking your money maker.

Unlocked Nov 27, 2025 @ 11:31am

Big Spender

What a team player. You've paid for 25 rounds at the Abyss Bar.

Unlocked Jan 3, 2024 @ 7:48am

Disc Jockey

Play 25 songs on the jukebox. (songs must play to the end to count)

Unlocked Dec 21, 2023 @ 3:24pm

Barrel Rider

Ride a barrel in the spacerig for three seconds.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2022 @ 7:30am

The A-Team

Through skillfull maneuvering, you put a barrel in every seat in the Drop Pod. Well done?

Unlocked Nov 16, 2025 @ 9:25am

Self Control

Successfully play 10 consecutive missions without kicking a single barrel on the Space Rig.

Unlocked Mar 22, 2023 @ 7:20pm

Mini Fixer

Fix 50 Mini M.U.L.E.s.

Unlocked Dec 8, 2024 @ 5:19am

Now We Have A BET-C

Defeat and fix a BET-C.

Unlocked Aug 8, 2021 @ 2:40pm

Hit 'em Where It Hurts

You scored 1000 weakspot hits. Impressive.

Unlocked Aug 7, 2021 @ 1:49pm

Big Game Hunter

Participate in killing 40 Dreadnoughts.

Unlocked Oct 26, 2025 @ 9:00am

See You Later, Detonator!

Participate in killing 20 Bulk Detonators.

Unlocked Nov 12, 2025 @ 11:46am

Jeweler

Collect 10 Bittergems.

Unlocked Jan 8 @ 2:17pm

Prospector

Collect 20 Compressed Gold Chunks.

Unlocked Nov 11, 2025 @ 11:02am

What Are These Things?

You've collected 5 mysterious alien artifacts. They are hot to the touch, and smells faintly of...tarmac?

Unlocked Aug 1, 2024 @ 7:04am

Hi Ho, Silver - Away!

Ride Molly for 15 seconds.

Unlocked Apr 3, 2024 @ 9:53pm

Farmer

Ride the Silicate Harvester for 30 seconds.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 10:24pm

Designated Decoy

You took the most damage from a Dreadnought out of your whole team.

Unlocked Aug 16, 2021 @ 5:15pm

I Like It Down Here

You stayed in a mission for an hour or longer.

Unlocked Sep 13, 2025 @ 2:00pm

Miner

Complete your first mission.

Unlocked Mar 29, 2021 @ 8:43pm

Expert Miner

Complete 100 missions.

Unlocked Oct 31, 2025 @ 7:52am

Stepping It Up

Survive a Hazard Level 3 mission from start to finish.

Unlocked Jan 3, 2024 @ 9:27am

Consistent Performance

Successfully complete three Hazard Level 3 missions from start to finish in a row.

Unlocked Oct 4, 2024 @ 9:24am

Thick-Skinned

Survive a Hazard Level 4 mission from start to finish.

Unlocked Jun 19, 2024 @ 9:11am

Employee Of The Month

Successfully complete four Hazard Level 4 missions from start to finish in a row.

Unlocked Dec 21, 2025 @ 10:44am

Bring Your A-Game

Successfully complete a Hazard Level 3 mission from start to finish where no dwarf goes down and without ordering a resupply.

Unlocked Jan 3, 2024 @ 9:27am

Mutated Scavenger

Successfully complete 20 missions tagged with Warnings from start to finish.

Unlocked Oct 31, 2025 @ 6:57am

It's My Party

You've hosted and successfully completed 50 team missions from start to finish.

Unlocked Oct 10, 2025 @ 1:15pm

Good Shepherd

Successfully complete 25 missions where at least 1 player is 10 player ranks lower than you.

Unlocked Dec 7, 2024 @ 6:29am

Performance Matters

Complete 10 Milestones.

Unlocked Jun 7, 2023 @ 5:54am

Management Approves

Complete 25 Milestones.

Unlocked Dec 21, 2023 @ 3:49pm

Feelin' Perky

Unlock 10 Perk Nodes.

Unlocked Dec 14, 2023 @ 2:24pm

Movin' On Up

Promote any Dwarf at least once.

Unlocked Nov 3, 2025 @ 12:00pm

Corporate Climber

Promote any two Dwarves at least once.

Unlocked Nov 24, 2025 @ 6:26am

Exploring My Options

You unlocked a new primary and secondary weapon for the same character.

Unlocked Nov 12, 2025 @ 12:32pm

State Of The Art

You purchased a Mod in every tier for one of each upgradable item in the Equipment Terminal for the same character.

Unlocked Oct 26, 2025 @ 9:38am

Advanced Robotics

You purchased a Mod in every tier for Bosco.

Unlocked Aug 5, 2024 @ 9:34am

Mustacho

Purchase five moustaches for one character.

Unlocked Oct 31, 2025 @ 3:53pm

Total Makeover

Customize each accessory slot of a character.

Unlocked Feb 23, 2025 @ 8:30am

Going Deeper

Complete A Deep Dive

Unlocked Nov 3, 2025 @ 3:47pm

If Only I Got Paid For This...

In the Barrel Hoop game, achieve a score of 3000 or more in less than 100 kicks.

1,045 / 3,000

Pest Control

Participate in killing two Dreadnoughts within five minutes on Hazard Level 3 or higher.

Just Another Bug Hunt

Participate in killing two Dreadnoughts within 30 seconds on Hazard Level 3 or higher.

Car Pool

Ride the Silicate Harvester with three other dwarves and kill five enemies each without leaving.

0 / 5

Legendary Miner

Complete 500 missions.

235 / 500

Going Lethal

Successfully complete a Hazard Level 5 mission from start to finish.

Rock Solid

Successfully complete five Hazard Level 5 missions from start to finish in a row.