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hello! sorry for scare, but just notice profile on the Steam Community. you know how hard it are to find girls who play video game nowadays??? well, Im glad I stumble apon this little prof cause I gotta say.... ur prety cute!! ^ ((sorry for scare, no trouble ) well... I was wondering if u wanted to play cs2 with me (Im the best awper, so I can carry my little princes if need. =-}) CUZ I really want someone to play comp wit me.. hey hey, maybe even I could get you a knife as little gift. anyways any, do you maybe have Skype? (no scare. no scare, I iust like meating eye to eye.) if we skype, I think we could have some good buddy commucation. :)) ( i can even turn down my dubstep music in the background if you want...) add me if you want please, I jsit need friend maybe even girlfriend, to play video with.m I can be perfect guy for you, trust!! ill buy uwant , do whatever oky?? jsit pick up that phone and CALL. :-}}

🔥 Roast of Shay Xavi 🔥

(A man so carried his passport has “Baggage Claim” listed as next of kin.)

Overwatch:
• Shay plays DPS the same way he does life choices — misses every shot and blames the healer.
• His ultimate accuracy is so low Blizzard is considering adding a new role just for him: “Professional Spectator.”
• If aiming were a spray, Shay would still miss the wall.

Counter-Strike:
• Shay’s CS skills are so tragic Valve is debating adding a “Are you sure?” confirmation before he buys a gun.
• His crosshair placement is like his wifi signal — never where it’s supposed to be.
• When Shay rushes B, the bombsite rushes away out of respect.

General Gaming:
• Shay doesn’t top frag. He bottom autobiographies.
• He’s the only gamer whose KD ratio is measured in feelings hurt

RIP prime shay xavi 2067 - 2024
Fly high my drilla

This wallpaper is not tuff lil bro

🔥 Roasting ShayXavi Commencing… 🔥

Bruh, ShayXavi out here playing Beat Saber like he’s trying to high-five every block on the WRONG side. Man swings his arms like a malfunctioning inflatable tube man outside a used-car dealership.

And don’t even get me STARTED on his CS:GO skills.
My guy aims like the crosshair personally insulted him and he refuses to look at it ever again. When he sprays, the bullets form constellations—beautiful, artistic, and absolutely nowhere near the enemy.

People say “practice makes perfect,” but in ShayXavi’s case, it seems to make progressively funnier spectator moments.

When he holds an AK-47, even the bots start feeling hopeful.
When he throws a flashbang, the only one getting flashed is himself.
And if there was a rank BELOW Silver I, ShayXavi would still find a way to derank out of it.