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Hey look, buddy. I'm an engineer, that means I solve problems. Not problems like "What is beauty?", 'cause that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy. I solve practical problems!
Heavy, offscreen: AAAAGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!
For instance, how am I gonna stop some big mean Mother-Hubbard from tearin' me a structurally superfluous new behind? [A level 1 sentry turns around and shoots a sniper who was trying to creep up on the Engineer from behind. The answer? Use a gun. And if that don't work, use more gun.
Someone, offscreen: MY AAAARRRMMMM!!!!!
Like this, heavy-caliber tripod-mounted little-old-number designed by me. Built, by me. And you best hope... Not pointed at you.