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The End?

Survive till the end
Unlocked Oct 12, 2025 @ 6:32am

Yes, I'm Alone

Let him in
Unlocked Oct 10, 2025 @ 12:43pm

Wrath of the Vigilante

Revenge written on a bullet
Unlocked Oct 10, 2025 @ 7:41am

No, I'm not a Visitor

Check yourself before you wreck yourself
Unlocked Oct 11, 2025 @ 12:49pm

Family Dinner

Don't refuse anyone entry
Unlocked Oct 11, 2025 @ 12:53pm

Harsh Compromise

Accept a bribe. Shameless
Unlocked Oct 10, 2025 @ 12:48pm

Come and see

Witness the beginning of the end
Unlocked Oct 10, 2025 @ 7:14am

First time?

Misidentify a Visitor
Unlocked Oct 10, 2025 @ 7:28am

House of the Living

Prevent Visitors from killing anyone during the first week
Unlocked Oct 10, 2025 @ 7:14am

Not on my watch!

Identify a Visitor and take action
Unlocked Oct 10, 2025 @ 6:51am

Do Not Disturb

Refuse entry to aggressive tenants
Unlocked Oct 11, 2025 @ 8:06am

I AM THE LAW

Show a pushy tenant who's the law around here
Unlocked Oct 12, 2025 @ 6:23am

Watch and learn

Teach a young man the meaning of murder
Unlocked Oct 11, 2025 @ 7:58am

Lost in the Roots

Learn the secrets of immortality from the Forest
Unlocked Oct 10, 2025 @ 7:32am

What THE HELL Was That?!

Witness horrors beyond your comprehension just outside your window
Unlocked Oct 10, 2025 @ 1:34pm

TV Made Me Do It

Check a person for Visitor signs for the first time
Unlocked Oct 10, 2025 @ 7:39am

Soooooo...

Answer the pale Visitor's question for the last time
Unlocked Oct 10, 2025 @ 1:31pm

Walk A Mile in Their Shoes

Have a very strange dream
Unlocked Oct 11, 2025 @ 12:42pm



Everywhere at the End of Time

Unlock all endings

The Usual Suspects

Meet all characters at least once

Radioactive

Hear all the radio messages

Idiot Box

Watch all the TV shows

A House with History

Explore the past of your home

Phone Book

Make a call to every number

Your Fluffy Master

Feed the cat

Sommelier

Fill your belly

Breakfast of Champions

Nothing’s better than coffee and a cigarette

Special Delivery

Order something from ForRest

Frenemy

Kill the same character both as a human and a Visitor

Story Was a Little Dry

Beat the game without drinking kombucha

Bullets to spare

Shoot 30 times in total

Over the Garden Wall

Witness every window scene
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