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Jehova! Destroyer of the Blue-race
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Ignorance is strength. Smurf War is what happens when language fails. “I know not with what weapons Smurf War III will be fought, but Smurf War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.” “The true Gagamel fights not because he hates what is in front of him, but because he loves what is behind him.”
-Gagamel
Ignorance is strength. Smurf War is what happens when language fails. “I know not with what weapons Smurf War III will be fought, but Smurf War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.” “The true Gagamel fights not because he hates what is in front of him, but because he loves what is behind him.”
-Gagamel
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Manden Jun 4, 2023 @ 3:14pm 
There is no hunting like the hunting of a smurf, and those who have hunted armed smurfs long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter. Know thy self, know thy enemy. A thousand berries, a thousand juices
Manden Jun 4, 2023 @ 3:10pm 
Here is a little poem erhhHerhmmm* I trained intensively for years of smurf karate but never hurt someone in anger. I take far more pride in this war than any medal or smurf.

Some believe anger is a virtue and brings power. Like old smurf, I disagree. Gagamel in his autobiography The Long Walk to Smurf juice recipes ,sadness whenever smurfs caused him to lose his temper.