Pygmy
I'm an expert at tricking the clock, making hours seem like minutes as you get lost in virtual worlds.

My reflexes are so fast he could dodge a fireball while searching the fridge for a bag of chips.

And when it comes to socializing, I prefer the company of colored pixels to real people. But beware, if you insult my favorite game, I'll become a true "Ctrl+Alt+Delete" of friendships.
I'm an expert at tricking the clock, making hours seem like minutes as you get lost in virtual worlds.

My reflexes are so fast he could dodge a fireball while searching the fridge for a bag of chips.

And when it comes to socializing, I prefer the company of colored pixels to real people. But beware, if you insult my favorite game, I'll become a true "Ctrl+Alt+Delete" of friendships.
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