Survivor

Every survivor deserves an Oscar. So it goes.

Chicken dielectric

An immortal Chicken on a stick makes an excellent dielectric. We do not recommend trying this in real life, unless you have an immortal chicken and an immortal you.

Smuggler

Small puffs of gas

It's indecent to fart on Earth, but farting in space can save your life by giving your body acceleration at the last moment.

Concussion

Sherlock

You can solve any case if you know for sure who you want to blame.

Multilayer

It's warm in underpants, and you can hibernate in winter if you have a whole lot of them!

BDSM fan club

A contributor to the industry

Congratulations! If you didn't cheat, then you are helping the industry to develop! In some way, not necessarily in the right one.

The power of the Unicorn

You are immune to criticism. You are simply THE best. Everything your hands get to touch and create is GENIUS. This achievement is unique and is meant to be given to no one but you. Everyone else has a fake copy of it.

A complete idi…

Almost served

When you jogged for three days in a row, prepared yourself mentally to serve in the army, boasted that you were going to be a paratrooper, and then suddenly failed all medical tests — can this be considered as "almost served", or not?

Heroic deed

There's no point in heroically covering a barrel of a beam weapon with your chest. You can, if you like, but in this case, it's just not necessary. If you really want to do it, don't forget to turn the weapon off first.

Trust me, I'm an engineer

Someone else's pass works just like someone else's diploma: it allows you to connect to engineering terminals and boast that you're a hacker while simply touching "Yes"/"No" on monitors.

Butthurt

The ignition of natural gas can cause not only a heated argument on some online forum but also a 20% increase in the flight speed with accelerators.

Complete Chapter 3

Completing the third chapter will be almost as difficult as completing the second one. That's how it is.

Complete Chapter 2

Completing the second chapter will be almost as difficult as completing the third one. That's how it is.

Mutagen

Scanning the dead product of genetic engineering will help the spacesuit to replenish its library of useless images. And it might be possible to sell these pictures to the newspapers if need be.

Destructor

Labor turned ape into a... more muscular ape. You have unique destruction skills, now your delicate workmanship with the handy scrapper will cause more damage to everything you touch with it.

Shepherd

It's really easy to herd cows in space: just pile them up in a heap and don't touch them until the rescuers come.

Sir, no sir!

Someone always has to control an army, even if it's an army of crazy coffins. A coffin squadron without a general is just a bunch of stupid meat containers, and a coffin squadron with a general is also just a bunch of stupid meat containers, but with a general. That's a fact!

Sharpshooter

It may seem that making a hundred or two shots is not so difficult, but when each shot is worth the cost of a whole space station, it's a completely different story.

The right choice

Sometimes, among a thousand of options, only one is the right one. It's amazing how you managed to identify it. The greatest minds will break their heads over solving this puzzle.

Big machine gun

It's fun to shoot with a blaster, but to shoot with big military spaceship blasters is a lot more fun. However, there is some bad news and some good news. The bad news is that shooting military weapons is prohibited without a license. The good news is that everyone who could have inspected this has already died.

Undertaker

Living coffins are no joke. Some may think that such a situation isn't a big deal, but in reality, a dead thing being alive makes it a zombie, a zombie is a bad thing, a bad thing is a problem, a problem is serious, serious equals an investigator and an investigator equals a life sentence. In the end, do you really want to go to prison?

Wasted!

Not everyone can save the galaxy, but saving it by just sitting on the couch is beyond comprehension. Keep it up!

Psychiatrist