She's such a f*ckin bitch! ...Well, at least, she was.
Now with one word, I can turn that frosty elitist bitchy boss of mine into a vulgar and perverted gapefacey raving slut!

How did I do it? Oh wouldn't you just love to know... And I will tell you, specially, just this one time.

You see, I got myself a hypnosis app and IT WORKED!?