3DPornDude.com
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From the name of this site, we can see this site has a serious focus on 3D cartoon smut. Some people would say 3D smut is the king of cartoon porn but I don’t remember crowning it. We’ll see if this site helps their case.
Get Some 3D In You!
The site looked like they were connected to The Porn Dude but thankfully, there was no relation. They just simply copied the name and copied the avatar. When a random site goes out of its way to copy a more popular one then you’re probably gonna see how annoying it is. Usually, they forget to add more than a few features that would spice up their site because their attention is too busy exploring The Porn Dude’s asshole searching for what idea they can copy.
The site was dark in a way that’ll make you stop whatever you’re doing for a jerk-off session. I was happy they didn’t even bother to add a light mode because nobody needed that shit, truly. There were tags on the top of the homepage and you could find more when you click on the right option. The first section you would see is: Videos Being Watched. I saw the thumbnails and confirmed that there wasn’t any 2D cartoon smut sneaked in.
It wasn’t hard to notice that a lot of the thumbnails in that section showed a lot of Futanari action. For those who don’t speak Hentai, it means the female characters are gonna have a dick comparable with horses and balls too. The person in charge of uploading content must have a thing for Futanari. That would explain everything quite nicely. The videos play a very short snippet if you click on an icon in the thumbnail.
Deeper And Deeper We Explore!
Exploration was what brought me to the site and that’s just what I intended to do. I saw an interesting thumbnail showing Lara Croft from Tomb Raider bent over while an ass plug was inserted. She never had to go exploring those caves and whatnot when her back cave was waiting for her all this time. I see the story the artist is trying to tell and he has my full support to continue along this line of smut.
If you’re a video game addict or you watch a lot of anime then you shouldn’t get surprised when you see parodies of your favorite characters. If there was a motherly loving character you can best believe that she is about to be transformed into a shaggable MILF who takes dick as easily as fuck. One Piece fans can find their smut, Naruto fans too, and pretty much any famous Japanese anime or game you can think of are represented on the site.
Did you think that this site is an Ad-free experience where you waltz in and get everything you wanted like some kinda Disney princess? Fuck that, there was a video Ad on the bottom of my screen. Normally, I am ready to stick my baton up the ass of invading Ads but this one showed a little porn scene that was interesting enough to get my attention. Still, Ads are the enemy and they should be treated as such.
A Wet Dream Of A Site?
The language options were diverse. There were Asian and European languages but I didn’t see any African languages. That is an oversight that needs to be addressed. Do they think people over there live in huts and wank to pictures of huts? They needed more representation in the language section. I saw where you can upload content but I’m pretty sure they are gonna check that out themselves before letting in through.
Since this site was 3D, they had some parodies of anime that were 2D, and let me just say that they didn’t look good. If you’ve watched My Hero Academia then you know how thick Ochako is, in this 3D version she looked completely different, she also looked like she had been sniffing glue because of a blank look on her face. The animation itself was stiff and the story was subpar. I had to know if more cartoons were this bad.
I saw a video of Ellie From The Last Of Us in a compromising position, these guys would make an animation out of anything. The next video I watched was better. There wasn’t much dialogue but the animation was better than the first one. If I only watched the first video before leaving the site I would have had a pretty bad impression of the site but thankfully watching the other videos gave me post-nut clarity.
What The Porn Guy Thinks Of 3dporndude
3dporndude was not revolutionary or special but their content was their lifesaver. They are more cartoon porn sites that won’t subject you to Ads and you can even get to download their smut. This site is mostly nice when you’ve found the video that syncs with your wank. You would have to be a patient fella though because they make you sit through more Ads just to watch a video. This site gets half a recommendation from me.