AnCensored.com

    Ancensored.com is a celeb porn site. And no, things haven’t gotten so bad that your favorite celebs gotta act porn to put food on the table. Rather, a good number of them are so dedicated to their craft, or so proud of their body, that they let it all hang out in movies that call for that sort of thing. And yeah, there are celebs with OnlyFans/Fansly/Patreon accounts, but that kind of content ain’t the focus here.

    Here is my Ancensored.com review. Read this and weep, or watch Superman: No Cousin Cunt Home one more time!

Polish Your Celeb Fap Skills On This Celeb Porn Site!

    Ancensored looks a mess. The homepage is like a hill occupied by hostile enclaves, and there’s almost zero rhyme or logic to what you are seeing. Color and style are lacking, too, and there’s plenty of empty screen real estate that could have been used for more profitable stuff like farming iguanas or hosting World Cup matches!

    Here, you get a slideshow atop the homepage, and another a bit down, plus login and register links at the top left. The site logo is a shady-looking fella with a camera, and yeah, he could pass for a pimp! Chat him up and don’t be too surprised he has all those missing Diddy freakoff tapes that TMZ is willing to pay a billion dollars for!

    You get a kinda advanced search menu here and can search for celebs of a certain age and country, and you can also look up stuff by genre and keyword. That said, the advanced search mode ain’t as easy to use as it should have been, and getting the hang of it is almost as hard as eating donkey dick at the local zoo! But then, any advanced search mode is better than nothing, and beggars can’t be choosers, not that any of ya are begging for anything other than 5 minutes undisturbed in a locked shed with the taxman!

    Anyway, the right part of the homepage sure has tons of stuff. In that area is a good list of keywords and the latest comments left by members, plus site statistics, the latest news, and a small list of top members. 

    And oh, you don’t get to be a top member here just because you can fill up a cum bucket per day while watching Jennifer Lopez or Monica Bellucci movie sex scenes! To be a top member and get your name on the leaderboard, you gotta show up regularly, comment like your ass is afire, and watch celeb XXX videos with such passion that your friends are gonna be asking you if your ophthalmologist told you that your eyeballs are gonna nuke themselves in a week or less!

Nothing Ancensored, Nothing Gained!

    For some reason, I was unable to register my ass as an Ancensored.com member. Dunno what is going on, and I don’t think I am being targeted for being a Diddy hater of baby oil guzzling proportions!

    Anyway, you can register for free here, and the main superpower that comes from that is your being able to comment on content and get recognized as a member of timber, caliber, caterpillar and whatnot! But comments aren’t that common on this site, and there are days when only a single member has something to say. And that is not because everyone on this celeb porn site drank mugs of Gorilla Glue and can’t open their mouth and talk about what’s on their mind!

    Now, Ancensord has loads of tabs. These stand ready to take you to member comments, the message board, blogs, celebrities, TV shows, movies, videos, and updates. 

    The stuff in the Blog section is from 2015, though, while the Videos and TV Shows tabs let you check out a wide range of movies and shows and the nude stuff in them, which is usually a combo of videos and images. For example, a few taps are all you need to see all the nude scenes in movies and shows like Evil Toons, Ninja III: The Domination, Two and a Half Men, Californication, Dexter, and even Young Sheldon, while with a tap on the Celebrities tab, you can see what movies your favorite or hated celeb has been shaking their nude fanny or tits in. 

    I gotta note that the celebs in the Celebrity page are divided into sections like Hollywood celebs, singer celebs, skinny celebs, ebony celebs, model celebs, black celebs, pron athlete celebs, and that kind of thing. There’s even a recently added celeb section and the bottom of the homepage has a Top 100 Nude Celeb link that features chicks like Jennifer Lawrence, Denise Richards, Dapne Joy, J Lo, Rosaria Dawson, Anne Hathaway, and Nathalie Emmanuel.

    And yeah, Young Sheldon doesn’t actually have any nude scenes, and I can’t really understand what it is doing on this site. Plus, while there’s a wide range of shows and movies to explore, there ain’t a ton and a half of them all, and what’s at this place won’t take you over a day to check out.

    At least that was what I thought, till I clicked on the Videos tab. This had almost 5K pages of videos taken from varied movies and shows, including vintage ones that most of us have never heard of. Sure, these videos are often not of the best quality and are usually only seconds long. But they do feature celebs.

    However, referring to some of the folks in a lot of the videos on this celeb porn site as celebs feels as pretentious as calling Diddy an Asshole Turgidity Inspector!

What ThePornGuy Thinks of Acensored

    I am honestly conflicted. But I think if you are a fan of vintage porn and low-quality nude videos and photos featuring different celebs, then you have a good crack at loving this place. 

    If not, just go on a date with Diddy and call it a day!