AsianRape.tv

    Before we begin, I gotta note that the stuff in this Asian porn site is all pretend—all of it. No one is actually getting raped. It is just porn and poorly acted/scripted porn at that. So, none of you better not see the site name, freak out, call the FBI, and get federal agents equipped with lighters to slowly burn off the hairs between the ass crack of the AsianRape.tv crew!

    Anyway, here is my AsianRape.tv review. Read this and weep like Diddy did when he got told Charles Manson was gonna be his cellmate!

A Sickly Green Kind Of Asian Porn Site

    AsianRape.tv is a sickly kind of green. You could say this Asian porn site looks like vomit. Peachy-looking it sure ain’t.

    And yeah, the folks who run this place are really committed to the shtick, with the top of the homepage having rambling and incoherent text to the effect that rape is very common in Asia. Whoever penned that shit clearly never finished middle school and probably has the reasoning ability of a side of ham.

    Sure, the aforementioned text is not in good taste, but it is to be expected and fits in with the theme. You could say it is the same thing as screaming zombies clutching bloody swords and chainsaws at haunted houses and trying their best to scare a good pee outta your hide!

    Asian Rape has no site features as we know, love and curse the hell outta them. There’s no search menu here, and tabs are apparently something that the crew of this Asian porn site has never heard of. And better forget about being able to sort videos by popularity, rating, and all that stuff.

    You do get a trio of rape porn sites listed at the top left of the homepage, and at the bottom are more of them rape sites, plus a disclaimer that says this place only deals in rape fantasy and nothing is filmed without the consent of all parties. They can tell that shit to Diddy, and here’s to hoping he throws a vat of boiling baby oil at them!

A Messy, Fighting Kind of Porn

    Folks, there’s something a bit wrong here. My theory is that the AsianRape.tv crew are too focused on getting high on their own supply. It is also possible they are just incompetent, or uncaring assholes.

    Why? Well, there were only 16 pages of studio XXX videos on this Asian porn site at the time of this review. Yeah, 16, and that number did not change after a week.

    That means new stuff seldom gets uploaded to this Asian porn site these days, and I hope it is not because the crew is serving life in some African prison! Or perhaps they are marooned on an island somewhere, chewing coconuts all day long, fucking holes in the sand, and wondering why they never showed up for a roll in the hay with Bonnie Blue when they had the chance!

    Almost no videos are full-length, too, with 4 minutes or so being the average runtime. That means you can go through all that this place has in two hours, or a bit less if you’ve got a cumming bucket to fill, or a fap marathon bet to win!

    Did I mention that this place lacks about all possible user options? Not even Contact Us and DMCA links are present. The lack of options, as I mentioned before, also means that sorting videos by popularity, recentness, length, and all that is impossible. You can’t even sort videos by nationality, which is important because the stuff here is from all over Asia.

    Anyway, here are some random video titles: Vietnamese Soldier Forced Sex, Asian Forced Blowjob, Asian Girl Gang-raped, Asian Teacher Raped, Japanese Forced Incest Sex, Asian Housewife Forced Porn, Policewoman Raped In Japan, Female Rape In Asian Prison, and Asian Chloroformed Porn. The latter had a 5-minute runtime and involved a fella chloroforming a lady in a lift and doing very ungentlemanly things with her. He left the lady on her knees with her head on the floor, while his cum merrily dripped outta her. Dunno who the lady in the video was, but she sure put in a commanding performance and had a cooch that deserves an Oscar nod!

    And in the Japan policewoman rape video, a couple of guys in a bus managed to subdue and ‘rape’ a cop. How they managed this feat was left unexplained. At one time, one of the ‘rapists’ put his cock in her mouth, and she made zero attempt to chew it to ribbons and swallow the sweet meat! But then, this is porn, and logic is not something that porn is known for.

    Now, a lot of the videos here feature JAV stars and JAV porn. What that means is that you are gonna be seeing a lot of blurred genitalia. It also means that since JAV porn usually features chicks who act like sex is not something they can or should enjoy, you might start wondering whether JAV XXX is basically all pretend rape videos or something!

    Also, I seriously don’t think that there’s a single HD video on AsianRape.tv. The stuff here seems to be of 360p or 480p quality, and the playback quality is non-adjustable. You can adjust the playback speed, though, and that will help you to stretch out certain moments you want to last as long as possible.

    There are, unsurprisingly, no direct download options here, and you can forget about being able to rate or comment on content. Nothing is dated as well, though videos mostly look old enough to vote and enlist in the Marines!

What ThePornGuy Thinks of Asian Rape

    I would rather eat tapeworm-riddled bear liver on national TV than recommend AsianRape.tv! This Asian porn site is everything that an XXX site should not be, and it is best forgotten.