CelebFapper.com

    Celeb Fapper is 100 percent what y’all guessed it to be and this celeb porn site is not the place to be if you worship celebs and treat them like goddesses. Here is where you learn that celebs, despite their fame and millions in the bank, are human like us, and their booty hole doesn’t smell any different, unless they have been indulging in too much garlic bread and truffles! Got a celeb you are especially fond of? Then here’s to hoping that there’s nothing of hers on Celeb Fapper and other celeb porn sites and that she gets nominated for sainthood before the end of the day!

    Anyway, here is my CelebFapper.com review. Read this and try to magically make a celeb weep out of whatever hole of hers that’s open on Celeb Fapper!

Freaky Shit Abounds On Celeb Porn Sites!

    They say that orgasms taste better when the wank material is of a celeb doing the kind of nasty stuff she’s not supposed to. Dunno how true that is, because ThePornGuy only wanks to videos of paint drying in the suburbs and grass growing on the prairie and doesn’t spare much of a glance at celeb porn sites, or smut of any kind! Could be why I got a halo that makes it hard to wear my beloved baseball caps outdoors!

    Now, Celeb Fapper talks a big talk, but it looks like shit that’s been warmed over and flooded more times than I have the willpower to count! This place has the usual black background color, but there’s also a white background and that’s where the site and its content thumbnails are. What you get with such an inexplicable design are large spaces at both sides of the screen, plus the top and bottom of the homepage, and the whole look is so carelessly amateurish that it makes my butthole ache! Dunno who put this celeb leak site together and I think it’s best that he be booted off this planet by sundown and his name never again be mentioned in polite company!

    User options here are atop the homepage and they include the usual language menu, plus Videos, Albums, See More, and Login tabs. The Best? No. The Most INSANE On The Internet is the site motto and that’s all that’s needed to diagnose the site admin and owner as having an ego bigger than the national deficit and deadlier than an Ebola strain with daddy issues and a celeb porn addiction, plus a barely functional brain! But does Ebola actually wank in the bodies of those it infects? Well, that’s something I gotta ask my doctor about soonest!

    As I was saying, the aforesaid language menu does a really good job of translating the goodies here into 9 languages and there are 106 pages of videos available, plus a dozen pages of albums. Awesomely, the See More tab is equipped with a pull-down menu that allows access to the latest and most popular content, as well as a game where you get to guess the identity of this and that celeb/pornstar, with the best at the game getting their name on a leaderboard. You gotta sign up or login to play the game though and signing up is free and reasonably fast. Members can also buy credits that get rid of ads and do a few other stuff with them credits.

    But then, buying credits so you won’t get pestered by ads does sound a bit like extortion! At the time of this review, 30 credits went for $4.99 and no, you can’t earn credits by playing the mini-game I talked about earlier, or by showing up on this site daily for years! Nor is the site admin gonna throw free credits your way if you dip his cock in mayo and lick it cleaner than it has been in years!

No Oscars For Talented Celeb Fappers!

    Content thumbnails here are tiny and about as glossy as your tax bill! They do have preview features and that means you can see what they are about without having to click on and play the runny butthole out of them! And as I said before, there are 106 pages of videos here, though it’s technically 105 pages, with the 106th page having just a single video of Rihanna giving someone a handjob. Not to worry, that’s a deep fake video, but y’all better not show it to Asap Rocky and his crew!

    Expectedly, the smut on this celeb porn site consists of deepfakes and movie sex scenes. One of the latter was Zendaya’s lesbian scene in Euphoria season 2, Episode 4 and no there was no nudity in that, which made it about as enjoyable as getting your toenails cut. And then there was the Nicki Minaj deepfake that I stumbled across. It was titled Nicki Does A Lesbo Thing and was scarily convincing.

    There was even a Beyonce blowjob video, though this was very obviously fake, with the chick not having Beyonce’s body type and not looking very much like her. But then, if you squint a bit and turn off your brain, you might be able to convince yourself that it’s the real Queen Bee. And oh, the Kim K and Ray J sex tape was available on CelebFapper and if you have yet to see what has to be easily the most famous celeb sex tape on the planet, then I gotta admire your discipline and aversion to seeing a BBC plowing one of the fattest coochies and brainless loudmouths in show business!

    Now, albums on this celeb porn site can consist of photos and videos, or just photos only. Right-clicking and saving is possible for photos, but direct video downloads are not supported. Playback options are basic and videos tend to have mid quality, even when they could have easily been made available in 4K quality.

What ThePornGuy Thinks of Celeb Fapper

    This celeb porn site is a serious piece of shit and not worth even a slightly stinky fart from a bored asshole!