WealthyMen.com

    Gold diggers everywhere have been clamoring for a dating site where they can find a rich man to suck off so hard and skillfully that he’ll be jizzing out cold hard cash on them. You already know those types of women that have always wanted the goose that lays the golden egg even if it means that they have to fuck the shit out of the poor goose till it shoots out as many eggs as possible.

    Wealthymen.com as a dating site is pretty self-explanatory with a name like that. It’s like having a site named Sexy Gaping Butt Holes and you’re still wondering whether that is a site to meet with deeply religious folks for a prayer session.

    Today, The Porn Guy is cooking up something special, with my Wealthymen review we’ll be seeing if you can suck and fuck your way into richness on this dating site.

Rich View Of Wealthymen!

    When I first got into the first page of the dating site I couldn’t help but notice that it looked like a homeless bum’s cardboard box. I came in here expecting the colors to be in gold and silver and the design to be something straight out of a Beverly Hills-related website but instead, it looks as if the creators of Wealthymen should all collectively quit their jobs and sign up for their own dating site so they’ll suck and fuck enough rich dicks to be able to afford a decent first-page design.

    What we get on the first page is a low-budget white background with a sign displaying “Hot members in your area” and some ever-changing thumbnails of men who are supposed to look rich appearing in a grid so your greed levels will go up the roof. There’s a thumbnail picture of a shirtless man with two parrots on each shoulder and I think they’ll have an easier time convincing me that he is a modern-age sea pirate than a wealthy man.

    The rest of the first page is filled up with lots of texts about the perks of being on their dating site. They proudly announced that this is a Mobile-first platform but you can search on any app store from now till your ass crack hairs turn grey and you won’t find a trace of them. They also allegedly have a 24/7 Profile Review Team to keep only real users on their site. You can try to believe that but I’m pretty sure you’ll still see lots of fake accounts spread all over the site like a bad case of genital warts.

    While still on the first page, you’re gonna notice the blue section on the first page where you can sign up for the dating site. They are gonna ask for your gender, age, city name, country, zip code, valid email address, and a strong password. An email from Wealthymen will be sent directly to you to confirm your registration before you can get access to the dating site.

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    The dating site claims to see up to 75,000 monthly visitors and they boast in writing online about having 49+ million members from the US that are looking to hook up but that smells like a cartload of sheep dung because the statistics clearly show that they are lying and I believe that if they’re just gonna lie so easily then there is no need for them to hold back. They should have hit us with a statement saying they have 69 million active members and I would be too busy saying nice to care to fact-check.

    Wealthymen has the honor of being one of the oldest sugar daddy dating sites since it was founded in 2003. The male members have to earn at least up to $85,000 a year. They even go the extra mile of having you send financial records to confirm that you really make what you claim to make so it’ll be hard to get away with “trust me bro” as your proof of being wealthy as a man.

    There is a blog section available for the budding gold diggers who need extra tips on how to date a man of wealth, what designer brands to wear to impress him, and how to lick his ass hole clean enough to get him to spend his entire life savings on you. It’s only useful training if you are truly daft and in need of your hand being held before bagging your very own cash cow or pay pig.

    Almost all of the features that you’ll need to make the dating site more enjoyable for you can’t be accessed without paying for their Gold or Standard membership.

    Gold one month is $34.99, Gold three months is $22.99 per month, Gold six months is $19.99 per month, Standard three months is $19.99 per month and finally, Standard six months is $16.99 per month.

What The Porn Guy Thinks Of Wealthymen

    Wealthymen might be an old dating site for finding sugar daddies but I think it is about time for it to retire to the abyss and get left in the past. There are lots of complaints about how much they lie. You could be told that there are up to 100 single men in your area and when you look closely it won’t even be up to 3. You’ll have better luck packing your bags full of lingerie and going over to California, where you can stand on the streets of Beverly Hills “accidentally” dropping an item that requires you to pick it up only when a man in an exotic car drives by. Of course, that would only work if you don’t look like someone’s left testicle.