NaughtyPosts.com

    If you’re the sort of kinky badger who has transcended regular video sex and now thrives on written smut-content like some kind of super-intelligent wank being of dark energy, then you’re gonna want to read my naughtyposts.com review.

    Ah, written smut and confessions. Not at all my favorite weapon for a quality jerk-off session, but here we are. I’ll have to bust out my Harvard-made lotion for this special occasion. Naughtyposts better not be a big waste of my intelligent lotion.

¡La lectura se encuentra con la masturbación!

    When I got on the site, there was a red “POST” option on the top right of my screen screaming at you like it knows what you did last summer. That was just the sites way to welcome me as I was fisting around for my first impression.

    El sitio también te permite sumergirte en categorías como: Todas las confesiones, Infidelidad, Deseo, Vergonzoso, Familia, Fantasía, Fetiche, Amigos, Divertido, Asqueroso, Lesbiana, LGBT, Masturbación y Otros.
Prácticamente todos los sabores de secretos sucios que tu carne pueda imaginar, todos alineados y listos para arruinar tu fe en la humanidad, un clic a la vez.

    If you’re the type of fella that likes to jerk off secretly in the shadows then this site could be good for you. But, it’s also the type of smut site that needs participation in the comments section to really lube your experience on the site. You may have to crack your knuckles and type like your wank depends on it.

El verdadero problema aquí es la sección de comentarios.

    Click any post and the comment thread turns into a Roman orgy of one-upmanship. Someone confesses to banging their cousin at a family reunion? Boom, three people immediately claim they raw-dogged their aunt on the thanksgiving table. It’s less confession and more competitive degeneracy. I saw one thread where a guy admitted to stealing his neighbor’s used panties and the replies devolved into a 400-comment debate about the best detergent for cum stains.

    Right on the front page, there was some dude explaining how he finally railed his little sister after she turned 18 and now she won’t stop texting him nudes from the family bathroom. 5k likes. Another chick casually admitting she’s been banging her husband’s dad for six years and the old man just paid for her boob job. It sounded like the old man was tired of waiting for his son to give him grand-kids and took the task into his own hands…or nuts.

Puro texto, puro veneno de carne

    There ain’t only “fake” stories on the site I guess. These are all kinds of realistic confessions that come with timestamps, specific details, and follow-up posts six hours later saying “update: she just texted me a video of them in our bed.” One dude live-posted seducing his girlfriend’s mom over Thanksgiving dinner, play-by-play, from the hand under the table to finishing in the guest bathroom while the turkey was still carving itself.

    There’s an entire section called “Incest Handbook” that’s basically a Harvard-level course on how to bang your relatives without going to prison. Step one: “start when they’re drunk.” I threw up in my mouth but kept reading. Hopefully they’re talking about banging step-relatives. That’ll make it easier for the dick to handle. Another pinned thread is just girls ranking every guy they’ve ever slept with, names censored, dick sizes and performance not censored in the slightest bit.

¡Fenómenos, fenómenos por todas partes! 

    You can post anonymously with one click. Updates happen every thirty seconds. I refreshed at 3 p.m. and someone had just confessed to fucking their therapist on the couch mid-session. Ten minutes later there was an update: “she just billed me for the full hour lol.” I don’t care if that is a real story or not, my nuts and I couldn’t help but chuckle.

    Listen, I’ve jerked to bukkake-induced gangbangs, watched hot sluts get destroyed in ways that need safe words in twelve languages, and still managed to sleep at night. Then I opened NaughtyPosts.com and realized the real degeneracy isn’t on video, it’s in people’s heads, typed out at 3 a.m. while their spouse sleeps next to them innocently snoring away.

Lo que el chico del porno opina sobre NaughtyPosts.com

    NaughtyPosts.com is the final proof that video porn may be for amateur wankers after all. The real sick fucks don’t need pixels and super high quality flapping tits, they just need a keyboard and a complete lack of shame. 

    This place is where marriages go to die screaming, where secrets go to get gangbanged by strangers, where “I have a confession” means someone’s life is about to be ruined in the comment section.

    If you’ve got even one functioning moral left, stay far away. If you’re already dead inside and you have a taste for written smut like the rest of the folks on this site, welcome home baby!