LuckyCrush.Live

    You ain’t gonna find someone to crush on at LuckyCrush.live. But at this sex chat site, odds are good to average that you are gonna eyeball some chicks who are open to being crushed by your weight during bedroom activities and willing to risk getting their hearts crushed when you fuck both them and their sisters sideways and end up putting their mom in the family way!

    Here is my LuckyCrush.live review. Read this and weep, crushes and crushers be damned!

Get Lucky and Eyeball Sweet Cooch On This Sex Chat Site!

    Lucky Crush ain’t gonna bother you with all that registration ish. You can go to the site and start video chatting within a couple of seconds or less. You just gotta choose your gender, choose the language you are most comfortable with, and immediately start video chatting with randos across the internet who are hopefully not serial killers, pet molesters, or reincarnations of Diddy and co!

    But we are getting a bit ahead of ourselves here. Let’s talk a bit about how the site homepage looks, feels, and handles.

    Lucky Crush has a lively-looking design. But it is too minimalist for my taste. The top of the homepage has all the stuff you need to start chatting, and you can scroll down if you want to check out the detailed explainer text that lets you know exactly how this place works, how you are supposed to comport yourself during chats, and stuff like that.

    There’s no FAQ, but there’s a lot of text on the homepage that has a lot to say on just about any aspect of the video chatting business. And oh, Lucky Crush says they have a million-plus members in over a 100 countries, and I believe them, but I will still be swallowing information like that with a ladleful of salt and pepper, and I suggest y’all do the same!

    As I said, video chatting here is quick and easy. You just choose the gender you identify as and can only choose from male and female. I guess that means if you identify as a bat or the kitchen sink, you are shit out of luck!

    Once you have chosen your preferred gender, you tap a button that says you acknowledge being 18 years old, fully accept the terms and conditions on this site, and vehemently swear to never hand Diddy control of your asshole. You will then be taken to a new page where you can chat with females or trans folks or both at the same time, and there will be login and registration options on the top right of this new page, while a language menu sits pretty at the top left of it.

    Also featured is a Settings option that lets you tweak some stuff. That said, your ass ain’t tweaking nothing till you either login or register. But yeah, you can still video chat with strangers here without registering, not that failing to register at this place will result in NATO pointing the biggest ballistic missile they have in your direction and giving control of it to the shittiest recruit with the weakest trigger finger in the history of the alliance!

Sex Chat With Chicks That Matter, Or Else!

    Well, I lied. And I feel like shit, because lies aren’t supposed to drop from the holy tongue I got in my mouth! Nor are drops of milky gold supposed to spill from the sanctified pipe between my legs that I keep being told is an illegal weapon of ass destruction!

    Seriously though, you actually cannot sex chat here without first logging in or registering. Yeah, LuckyCrush.live makes it look like anyone can come to their place at any time and just start chatting as a guest, without needing to carry a membership card between their ass cheeks, but that is not actually the case, with chats on this platform definitely requiring registration.

    Know what else is required? Money, of course.

    Yeah, if you are a male who wanna chat up chicks and shemales, the video chats here ain’t gonna be free. You also don’t get free credits when you register and gotta buy minutes of video time, with this costing $16.99, $49.99, and $99.99 for 15 minutes, 45 minutes, and 90 minutes of video time, respectively.

    Additionally, you need at least 5 minutes on your time balance to chat up the chicks on this platform, and there ain’t that many of them, with almost none being an 8/10 babe and very few having the brain power needed to keep conversations moving. All they do is stare at you like they are hoping you are gonna whip out your cock and shoot them in the eyeball with enough load to cure their visual and mental issues! And yeah, them chicks ain’t random hos, and it does seem like they work for the Lucky Crush crew, not that they look like they are making much from that kind of arrangement.

    At the time of this review, Lucky Crush recommended fewer than 20 babes to me, and that’s far too few. Dunno how many chicks are actually here for video chatting purposes, but I don’t think it’s a big number, which sucks for a site this big, with possibly hundreds of men online at any time who all wanna talk with a hot chick and see what she has to say about the cum-crammed volcano boiling between their legs!

What ThePornGuy Thinks of Lucky Crush

    I like the sound of Lucky Crush. But this place offers nothing any of you would be wanting. It ain’t got free sex chats with babes who are genuinely happy to see you, doesn’t even have enough girls to chat with, and seems to derive a sort of pleasure in recruiting middling chicks who ain’t got much to say to you.

    For sure, I can’t recommend this sex chat site, and that’s a crushing pity!