NaughtyMachinima.com

    Whip your attention span out of your pants, you’re gonna need it for this NaughtyMachinima.com review.
If there’s one thing the internet has taught me, it’s that people will fuck literally anything. Humans, demons, aliens, robots, sometimes an entire family of dragons, you name it. I guess that is where this site comes in, delivering the fantasies perverts may or may not be interested in.

    So, I grabbed my lotion, lowered my morals, and went straight into this smut dispenser. Now, let’s  find out if this site is a hentai wet dream or just a reminder that people would jerk off to anything, and I mean absolutely everything.

Sleek, Sick, and Slightly Unholy!

    I loaded up NaughtyMachinima, and I’ll be honest, I wasn’t really mad. The site’s got that old-school tube site vibe. Black background, walls of thumbnails, and the usual shits. Every preview is some game chick with lips parted like she’s trying to suck a dick out of the screen. Some are rendered like professional Pixar porn, you can actually see the effort. Others look like someone tried animating a fuck scene on a broken 8-bit game or something.

    I gave it a few scrolls and immediately recognized some familiar faces, Overwatch girls, Final Fantasy characters, a few generic anime waifus with bounce physics simply not following natural laws. The animations aren’t subtle. This ain’t Disney people, there’s no goofy around here except he’s being fucked.

Where Your Imagination Becomes a Fleshlight!

    You’ll probably like to know the quality of meat of the site, it’ll take the duct tape of your nuts fast and just let you know that it’s served rare. NaughtyMachinima prides itself in delivering 3D animated porn, mostly made using game engines like Source Filmmaker and Blender. If you don’t know any of those engines I’m happy you have touching grass like a normal person. Think of it as DIY porn made by horny animators with more time than friends.

    You’ll see Tracer riding D.Va, Tifa Lockhart getting Eiffel Towered by nameless male characters with weapons for dicks, and original characters with boobs so big they’d crush a monster truck. It’s all fake like Mia Khalifas tits, and that’s probably the charm. No performance anxiety. No dudes with weird back tattoos. It’s just served raw for you. So far I hadn’t seen what made me want to grab the site by the balls and fling it away.

    Some clips are 15 seconds on the site are about long, just a quick loop of someone getting railed into next month. Others are full narrative videos that include dialogue, buildup, and scenes that make you forget this is all animated. I caught myself watching one with a legit story arc and thought, damn, this plot’s actually better than most Netflix shows. Netflix could learn a thing or two from these artistic perverts.

Quality Swings Harder Than a Drunk Orc With a Boner!

    Now, I’m gonna be honest with y’all, it’s not every video’s a masterpiece. That’s the bad part of user-generated porn content. One second you’re watching a gorgeous, high-res scene with realistic lighting and tight camera angles, the next you’re staring at a poorly made Sonic getting pegged by a very horny Robotnik. This is what trauma is made of ladies and gentlemen, this is why therapist still have a job.

    The site’s search system works well enough. Categories are laid out, but they’re kind of broad and confusing for new visitors. You’ll find things like; Hentai, 3D,Futanari, Game Porn, and Toons. If you’re hunting for something specific like “Jill Valentine gangbangs,” you might have to do a little manual digging and waste a lot of the time you would have rather used for wanking happily.

    The video pages themselves are simple — embedded player, tags, views, and a few comments from users who type like they haven’t touched grass in years. You can rate videos too, though I doubt anyone’s giving a one-star unless they clicked expecting Pikachu and got Bowser’s balls.

    Yeah, there are ads, come on, it’s free porn, you knew what to expect with your pocket pinching ways. But thankfully, NaughtyMachinima keeps them mostly in their lane. No full-screen jump scares, no screaming MILFs telling you they’re 3km away from your raging boner. Just sidebar banners and a pop-up or two. If you’ve survived a free porn site before, you’ll live, I think.

What The Porn Guy Thinks of NaughtyMachinima

    NaughtyMachinima is what happens when horny nerds get access to animation software and lets his imagination run wild and free. It’s weird. It’s certainly wild. And sometimes, it’s way too much for wankers who don’t have a strong stomach. But fuck it, it’s also entertaining as hell.

    This site isn’t trying to be classy or subtle. If you’ve ever looked at a video game character and thought, “Yeah, I’d hit that,” then this site would like to grab you by the butt and give you a deep French kiss in the rain like in those romantic movies.

    The site scratches that weird, pervy itch that regular porn just can’t reach sometimes. Just be prepared, some of these animations are so weird that you might walk away with a kink you didn’t sign up for.