Poop.Rip

    The folks over at Poop Rip sure do let it rip on the daily and have assholes that function on occasion as Jericho Trumpets or the equivalent! They also have pretty weird tastes, and the smut on their pee fetish site is all about fine chicks who play with shit, eat shit, fuck shit, and act like shits! Needless to say, this ain’t the kind of site to explore with a full stomach, and you might see stuff there that could get you convinced that humanity is going to shit in a breadbasket!

    Here is my Poop.Rip review. Read this pee fetish site review and weep, or take a shit on your mother-in-law’s head!

A Pee Fetish Site Where The Shittiest Stuff Happens!

    Poop Rip looks swell, and I love the site design, even if it is unoriginal. Here, you get a deep gray background, and at the top left is the site logo, which is a pile of poop. 

    For some reason, though, this shit mountain is colored a kind of pink. I guess it could be that it came out of a female asshole, because them females shit edible pink shit that doesn’t smell, which can also be packed into jars and eaten with bread and toast and stuff like that. Right?!

    As I was saying, this pee fetish site looks swell and classy. The content thumbnails are large, colorful, and equipped with preview modes, and there’s an About Us, plus some tags or trending search terms at the bottom of the page.

    The About Us ain’t bad and says Poop Rip has a wide collection of content, from Indian scat XXX to JAV pee videos. Ever seen an Indian auntie take a dump that looks bigger than the national debt? Well, here is where you come to see that and more, and you might opt to have some bleach handy, so you can wash out your eyeballs after eyeballing particularly gnarly content!

    And oh, the smut here includes both amateur and studio stuff. The only ish is that the supposed amateurs aren’t really amateurs, mostly because they have OnlyFans/Fansly/Patreon profiles and have been doing shit for longer than some of us have been alive! And oh, coming across studio porn here is actually rare. What you get are mostly solo performances from social media sluts with unpronounceable names who have a lot to say outta their backsides!

    Poop Rip has a decent array of main user options atop the homepage. These include Login and Sign Up links, a basic search menu, and Latest, Top Rated, and Category tabs. 19 XXX categories are supported, and these include JAV Collection, Manure Fetish, Power Fetish, and Wandering Voyeur. Category sorting options are very limited, but a glance is all you need to know just how many videos a category has and the number of views its stuff has been getting.

    As for registering, that shit is free. Members get to add videos to their favorites and watch later list, create playlists, upload videos, check their watch history, and more. You can’t directly message other members, though, and ask them the kind of shit that’s been going through them!

    But there is a Premium membership plan that gets you access to everything at this place, while enabling limitless downloads. You can pay for that shit via card, Telegram stars, and crypto, and if you are paying via card, it will set you back $15, $35, $60, and $100 for 1, 3, 6, and 12 months of access, respectively.

Stop Farting Around and Let It Rip!

    Shit happens, they say, and on Poop Rip, shit storms are a daily occurrence! Here are a few of the more shit-splattered video titles: Blowjob and Vomit, Dirty_Lara – Getting Dirty With Diarrhea, Giant Monster Turd, Our Bitch Boy Slave, Pantyhose Poop, Filthy Shit, and Luke’s Puke Bucket.

    The Giant Monster Turd video was from a chick called Elena Turd. Yeah, she’s legit calling herself a turd and making money off that. Elena is quite the prolific shitter, and her stuff is all over the internet. 

    In the Monster Turd video, she shat what looked like 1Kg of poop into a bathroom sink. How in hell does a cute chick like her have so much shit in her!? Incidentally, Elena had quite a fat meat sleeve and a nice bubble butt, but her shit wasn’t the cute pink stuff in the Poop Rip logo, and that got me feeling disappointed enough to consider suing the Poop Rip crew!

    Sexy Indian Mom Pooping Like A Cow and Farting While Pissing sure had a very descriptive title. In this, a fat Indian auntie squatted over a toilet and had herself a good shit. That stuff was all in bits and brown, and I guess making monster turds like Elena seemingly does on the daily ain’t something this auntie was good at!

    Now, Poop.Rip thinks it is the shit! I mean, it thinks it has such a great collection of scat videos that folks are lining up around the block and punching each other silly to be the first to pay to access the stuff. Yeah, this is not a free porn site, and if you ain’t a paying member, you can only view seconds of a video and can’t directly download it.

    Thankfully, both free and Premium members can rate and comment on videos. But it wouldn’t amaze me too much if Poop.Rip started charging non-paying members for content rating, just like the federal government seems intent on fining fellas for waking up with erections that aren’t immediately plugged into the most accessible Eve’s tunnel or MILF dump truck within reach!

What ThePornGuy Thinks of Poop Rip

    If you got money, Poop Rip has nearly 700 pages of brain-melting smut it plans on spoiling your life with. These are of good quality too, with runtimes exceeding ten minutes on average. 

    And if paying for smut has never been something your soul can tolerate, then this pee fetish site ain’t worth visiting or even knowing about.