Rent.Men

    In Japan, you can rent folks who can pretend to be your uncle, best friend, and whatever else you might have in mind. But over at Rent Men, which is an escort site, the only thing you can rent is an intimidating collection of very horny fellows who have throbbing boners they plan on remodeling your holes with! Sure, not all have cocks the size of an oil rig, but just about all of these guys look hella edible, and I am told they are highly trained fuck masters who can make a frigid hole do an award-winning impression of Niagara Falls!

    Here is my Rent.men review. Read this and weep, or rent Diddy’s baby oil stash for the weekend!

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    Rent Men looks high-end and has been around for quite a bit. This male escort site has a solid reputation and seems to have the best collection of erotic masseurs and oak tree woody-blessed shaggers in the business! Too many of these guys look like they belong on the front page of Sports Illustrated, and you might find yourself wondering why they choose to devote themselves to the thankless task of remodeling booty and coochie holes, rather than entering the modelling world and letting their good looks and talent speak for them!

    If you are visiting Rent Men for the first time, you will be asked to tick a box that says you are 18 years old and think the site’s terms and conditions are the shit. You can tap the Disagree button and exit if this place ain’t to your taste, and there’s a language menu next to the Disagree button that lets you translate what you are seeing into 5 separate languages.

    Once you are in, this escort site starts looking a bit less glamorous than it initially appeared. That’s mainly because there are no distinguishing design elements at play. And there are too many escort profiles on the homepage, and that makes it look like the escorts here are trying a bit too hard to get your attention. Plus, apart from escort profiles, Rent Men has live cam model ads on their homepage, and no high-end escort site would ever be caught dead prominently advertising that kind of thing.

    Now, as the name more than heavily implies, this escort site deals in man meat only. Not even shemales are featured here, though some of the male escorts on Rent.men are gay, bi, or willing to swing any way if the money is good enough and the hole you want them poking into is tight enough and not equipped with fangs!

    User options are basic. On the right of the homepage are the profiles of the guy of the day, the video of the day, the interview of the day, and stuff like that. I wanted to watch the video of the day and see if it was about Diddy getting an anal re-sizing appointment, only to get told that this particular video was reserved for registered members. Shit! 

    For boss-level user options, you get sign-up and login options on the top right of the homepage, and over on the top left is a search menu with basic capabilities that still has enough gumption to let you look up escorts within certain locales and in different countries, from France and Croatia to Armenia and Australia. Next to the Login and Sign Up options over on the top right is a trio of horizontal bars, and tapping this lets you log in, sign up, see escorts near you, check out videos, search through profiles, and more.

    There are also Home, Search, Review, Videos, and Livecam tabs, and all do what they say on the tin. That said, there’s no guarantee that the reviews here were penned by actual customers and not the friends of the escort the review was about, and I gotta note that while there are a lot of videos in the Videos tab, these tend to be short and some can only be accessed by folks on the Premium plan.

    I also gotta note that the Search tab has plenty of advanced functions. You can go there and look for escorts of a certain age, sexual orientation, cock size, and circumcision status, and filter them guys by reviews, rate, location, and more. That’s dope!
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    On Rent Men, you can sign up for free as either a client or an escort. Only sign up as the latter if you wanna sell your cock and make some money from your massage and tonguing skills! Once signed up as a client, though, you might be required to show some ID before you can see XXX-rated stuff.

    By default, you get the basic membership and gotta pony up $19.95 monthly for Premium membership, and that is a bit steep. Folks on the Premium plan get to access videos and photos marked Premium, will get their ass verified, can more easily reach the escorts here, and more.

    Now, Rent Men seems to have escorts in just about every European and North American country, and these are all classy guys. You can check out the profiles of these guys, flip through their photos or videos, read what they have to say about themselves and what previous customers have to say about their level of professionalism and all that. The whole thing is standard and is something most of us could do in our sleep. 

    Rates vary widely, but you can expect to pay from 250 bucks per hour. But you get what you pay for, and it is often the case that the higher the rate charged, the prettier and more skilled the escort will be.

    Here, once you find a guy you love, who offers the kind of services you crave and is into things you like, you can pay his membership fees, give him a call, chat him up, map his location, and more. Gotta mention for the umpteenth time that these guys are pros who know how to put you at ease and they typically have the hard and very muscled bodies of folks who spend a lot of hours at the gym. They are hella good looking too, and you can find yourself spending hours looking through the profile images and videos of all them fine dudes and imagining what would happen if you got locked in a car trunk with them!

    Of course, there are a few shemale and twink types, but most of the male hookers on this escort site look the type to tie you down and fuck a long list of privileges outta your ass! And who doesn’t want oodles of that before lunch!?

What ThePornGuy Thinks of Rent Men

    Rent Men has classy guys in more countries than I knew existed and offers solid quality fun from high-quality escorts. It is well worth recommending.