Roulette.Chat

    A sex chat site called Roulette Chat? What is the world coming to?

    But then, a name like that makes sense in that you basically enter a roulette game on the site and never know who you’re gonna get matched with. It could be Diddy, his housekeeper, his cat, or even his grandma, and that makes the whole thing interesting!

    Here is my Roulette.chat review. Read this and weep, because you and James Bond ain’t never gonna play a roulette game upon which the fate of the planet might depend!

No Guns and Roses On This Sex Chat Site!

    I have been to quite a few sex chat sites and can let you all know that Roulette.chat is one of the simplest. Hell, it is so simple that if you resurrected blind Bartimaeus from the holy book, he could get the hang of this place in 5 minutes or so, and he’s gonna see or hear stuff that will make him lose his anal cherry within ten minutes or less!

    Here, the homepage is crammed with explainer text. But these only become visible when you scroll down. Should you not scroll down, you get a page filled with varied genders to choose from. There are male, female, couple, group, and girlfriend options, plus an option labeled ‘Another’ that you can pick if whatever you identify as ain’t apparent as yet to you, or ain’t supported here.

    All that’s needed to start a video chat on this sex chat site is to click the gender option and grant this place access to your camera and microphone. The whole thing barely takes three seconds, and it is so fast my head is reeling. Or it could be the whiskey!

    You also don’t need to register here, and don’t even need to tick a tiny box that says you agree with what this place is doing and how the crew is sucking Diddy’s cock! You just tap on the gender of your choice and off you go! Roulette.chat even has an Android app with over a million downloads at the time of this review, and that shit makes accessing this place on mobile easier than inhaling a platter of chicken-fried steak!

    Since you aren’t required to register here or submit your personal information on this site, that means you get more than a fair amount of anonymity. Still, anonymity is over-hyped these days, and if someone wants to find you online and got loads of money and influence, then they can do that. And that is why it pays to stick to the fair and narrow path when online and refrain from needlessly abusing or pissing people off both online and off.

    I do gotta note that as a free member/guest, you can choose which country to focus on, the language to use during chat, and whether the safe search mode should be on or off. But all that the turning off the safe search feature seems to do is connect you to folks who are wanking, and I saw enough of that during this review to give me cataracts!

    Now, Roulette.chat proudly advertises itself as an Omegle alternative. Dunno why they went to such lengths, when they could have simply said their site was the best remedy for lonely, horny, or bored folks. Plus, positioning their place as an alternative to a particular site is more or less an acknowledgement that another and similar site is the standard, and all that the Roulette.chat crew plans on doing is to play catch-up till the cows come home and the moon turns to a big ball of blue cheese. That’s pitiful.

Loco Fellas Galore!

    Did I mention that Roulette.chat is a sex chat site and that it offers both video and text chats to everyone but No Nut November fanatics?! I did? Good!

    Well, like most sex chat sites, this place has a fatal weakness, and that is that men outnumber women by an enormous margin. Yeah, the men-to-women ratio is scary ASF, and there’s nothing any of us can do about that.

    If you are a guy who’s into chicks, you can stay an hour on the site without meeting or talking with any chick. All you are gonna be connected with are dudes, and these usually stop the video chat once they notice you ain’t endowed with boobs and a cunt. It might sting and feel like they are rejecting you, but they are only rejecting who you are, which is a testosterone-filled male with 10 inches of cock. Okay, 5 inches!

    And even if you aren’t into chicks, the guys here don’t really wanna talk with you. So, the whole situation sucks.

    There’s still a way to filter stuff and make sure you get connected with chicks on the site. Unfortunately though, the gender filter is only available on the official Android app.

    But once you get the app on Google Play, you will be told that the gender filter will only be available to VIP members, and VIP membership is not free. So, the whole thing is just a cash grab and Roulette.chat ain’t gonna make a serious effort to hook you up with the chicks on its platform till you pay for the privilege.

    That said, VIP members get access to private chats that are supposedly not moderated in any way and can use both their front and back cameras and do stuff that other members can’t. The back camera thingy sure could come in handy if you are a VIP member who’s chatting with someone who wants to see what your place looks like, or what the view around you is like.

What ThePornGuy Thinks of Roulette Chat

    This place has possibilities, but only those brave souls willing to fork over the moolah required for VIP membership can make the best use of it.