SexGR

    The GR you are seeing up there stands for Greece and yes, the reason we are gathered here today is not to find out if your ex still wears the undies you bought for her last Valentine's or goes commando all the time. We are instead here for more serious business that has to do with an escort site review. Don’t think that the escort business is a serious business do you? Then Neanderthals like you need to have your butt cheeks spread and a rough piece of firewood used to inspect your small intestine for brain-eating worms!
Here is my Sex.GR.net review, fellas. Read it and weep just because your tears make jerking off easier every single time!

Sex In Greece, Jest In Jism!

    Well, gentlemen, I would say that the owner and site admin of this escorts Greek site isn’t all that serious about earning a living and getting chicks permanently or temporarily attached to the end of his merrily rotating cock! And why is that? The answer is simple- a gross lack of security.

    Yes, Sex.GR.net is unsecured. What that means is that booking chicks here or even typing the site name into your browser can get you tracked, hacked, and whacked by folks, firms, and government entities you would rather stay a mile and a half from! So beware!

    See, escort sites by virtue of what they do handle a lot of sensitive information belonging to their clients and girls. So for an escort site to be unsecured means that very little priority has been given to catering to the security and privacy needs of everyone. And yeah, Sex.GR’s inexplicably unsecured nature is a black mark and one that I will keep bringing up till I have grown so old and mellow that the sight of Ariana Grande’s nude and cheekily smiling twat fails to move me or make soft things hard!

    Anyway, apart from being unsecured, Sex.Gr looks more dated than the stack of flour sack clothes that your grandparents willed to your future kids! The background is a beachside villa and there’s an expanse of empty space on both sides of the screen and that’s an unpardonable waste of homepage real estate.

    As is typical, the homepage here is filled with escort profile thumbnails, and above this are Athens and Thessaloniki links that let you sort them chicks by city. Clicking on any of the two cities will unveil options at the top right of the city page that lets you filter out profiles by refresh, date added, and last updated. Except that these three options for some reason do not work.

    The rest of the user options on this escorts Greek site include a few main tabs and a list at the left of the homepage that makes it possible to sort escorts on the site by sex and services rendered. Thus, you can click these options to check out BDSM stars, gay escorts, trans escorts, swingers, strip teasers, and the like.

    A few main tabs, plus a very ordinary site logo and a basic search bar are to be found atop the homepage. New Ads Today is one of these tabs and it performs as intended. The other is a language menu that changes the default site language from Greek to English. Once this switch has been made, the site layout will change a bit and atop the page will be a Google Translate option that lets you change the site language into virtually anything you can think of.

In Spam We Trust, All Others Bend Forward and Cough!

    There could be more spam on this escorts Greek site than there are shaven thot cunts in all of Washington! And yeah, an excess of spam in cases like this is evidence of admin incompetence or negligence.

    Anyway, you can supposedly join up here for free and for that, there’s a Join Up button atop the homepage that can't be missed. But for some reason, joining up failed to work for ThePornGuy at the time of this review and there are anyway few merits to becoming a member of an insecure site whose admin might have fallen on his head while a kid and been acting all strange and amateurish lately.

    Now, there are 1,884 call girls on Sex.GR.net. Marianna is one and in her profile, she makes it very clear that she’s not a top model. So, better don’t show up at her door expecting to meet up with and fuck a Shakira lookalike half-blind! Marianna has a pretty and curvy body though, plus medium-sized tits that look firmer than most and a good-looking butt. Unfortunately though, her profile was a blank mess and what was not explained is the kind of sexual acts she’s open to engaging in with all you wankers and oak tree bearers!

    Tina on the other hand is a total knockout. This blonde goddess has it all and should be worth a couple of hundred smackeroos per hour in bed. Her tits are bigger than most Walmart papayas and the fab booty on this chick is real evidence of the Almighty’s presence in our lives! She too does not list out her services and I don’t think it is because she’s the shy type who can’t talk about what kind of cocks and digits that her cunt is willing to lay out the welcome mat for!

    Now, the information in profiles here tends to be extremely limited and that’s very concerning. There is of course nothing like verified escorts on Sex.GR.net and the quality of the sex and good time sellers here is average.

What I Think Of Sex.GR

    I would rather sit in boiling oil, before smearing lard on my nether regions and going swimming in a lake filled with piranhas than look at this escort site again, talk less of recommending it. Yeah, Sex.GR is essentially worthless and you can take that to the bank and use it to convince the first teller you see to give you a consoling and not-too-toothy BJ!