ShemaleGape.net

    Shemales are a bit odd, if I might say so. They are a slick combo of man and woman, and for some reason, they are down with getting their assholes gaped wider than the Grand Canyon on the shemale porn site that is Shemale Gape! Any of you who might have a thing for assholes that need re-sizing, best try visiting the aforementioned porn site this weekend and see how the whole re-sizing procedure is carried out by some of the hardest and lengthiest cocks in the known universe that have a thing for throbbing like they mean serious bloody business!

    Here is my ShemaleGape.net review. Read this and weep, or get sentenced to a fortnight of picking food particles and ruddy innocence from your teeth with shemale cock!

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    Well, Shemale Gape is most definitely optimized for access on mobile. When you access this shemale porn site on a PC, you get a lot of wasted space, and that shit is unsightly. And yeah, having a mobile version of this site and another version for users who like to watch porn on the big screen of their PC makes the most sense, but sense and porn site admins are often direct enemies!

    Now, this shemale porn site looks like ass and I am not talking of Beyonce’s ass after it's been waxed! The design in place is as boring as possible, but Shemale Gape does look a lot better on mobile.

    User options are so basic, you gotta wonder why the fucking admin even bothered. You get the usual basic search menu that’s not even predictive. Nor does tapping on it let you see what others have been searching for, or what the most popular search terms might be.

    Here, you get Home, Categories, and Actors tabs, and even the site logo is a pink heart that couldn’t be more cliche if it tried its damnedest. That said, you can sort what’s on the homepage by newest, best, number of views, length, and random, and there are 145 pages of shemale content here. That should take care of your fapping news for a week or so, I reckon!

    As for the content, it’s from semi-professional amateurs in the main. I call them semi-professional because they are far more skilled than actual amateurs and usually run OnlyFans or Fansly accounts. That means they fuck better than any random guy or girl, and calling them amateurs is like calling me the last king of Scotland and hiring a fine escort booty for me, with a map tattooed on it that’s most suitable for exploring the full length and depth of my kingdom!

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    And oh, before I forget, I gotta let y’all know that this place has more than its fair share of ads. The likelihood of triggering pop-up ads on this shemale porn site is higher than your propensity of picking up an STI from a toothless crack whore, and that’s on period!

    Now, the Actors tab on Shemale Gape had 21 pages of stuff. But no pornstar detailed here had a bio page. You can’t even sort their content by popularity, rating, and that kind of thing. XXX categories also do not have filtering options of any kind. As a matter of fact, there were only a trio of supported categories on Shemale Gape. Yeah, T H R E E  measly categories, believe it or not. These categories are Frottage, Fucks Guy, and Blowjob, and all I can say to the whole shit show is that the site admin clearly needs to be gaped by a shemale with an oak tree woody, who’s into fucking common sense into stubborn and stupid admin assholes and stretching them holes beyond every known means of redemption!

    Anyway, this shemale porn site has a couple of videos that are over an hour long. But the average video runtime is around 8 minutes. Videos don’t have a preview mode or much of a title. They are usually either named “Fucks Guy” or “Blowjob. One of the videos I checked out during this review, which was titled Shiraz Karma 24, featured a big assed and thicc shemale who got her cock and booty hole sucked, before a fella in a ski mask bent over for his booty to be pounded and demolished. This particular video had been viewed over 44K times, which wasn’t bad, except that it was supposed to be among the most viewed on this shemale porn site. It should have had hundreds of thousands of views at least.

    The very best video here at the time of this review was titled Fucks Guy 369, and no, I ain’t shitting y’all. The runtime was 25 minutes, and it had been taken from someone’s OnlyFans account. And despite being the best, this video only had a hundred views at the time of this review. I checked it out like a week later, and it still had around 100 views.

    The Fucks Guy 369 video was about a really pretty and tall shemale who got her cock sucked and then proceeded to fuck the Christmas stuffing out of a fella with a hood over his face. After she was done, you could tell that someone wouldn’t be having much bowel movement for a while and could be forced to sit tenderly for a week or so! Hell, they better be giving shemales a wide berth for the next few years, or their ass is toast!

    Now, the videos on this shemale porn site seem to be of HD quality, and the playback quality cannot be adjusted. There are also almost zero playback options and no direct download options. But then, videos do play flawlessly, and for that, we give thanks.

What ThePornGuy Thinks of Shemale Gape

    Shemale Gape is a disappointing mess, and there’s about as much chance of my recommending it as there are chances of Dr Dre signing over his music catalog to me for my birthday!