WonderClub.com

    Wonder Club is a vintage porn site, or so I have heard. So, those of you who think it might be a good place to buy Wonder Bras, or look at a whole range of wondrous tits, had better make other arrangements! Sure, there are a lot of wonderful boobs to be seen on the site, but it is more of a place where the nostalgic visit to see what life used to be like, before the likes of OnlyFans and Pornhub showed up to spoil and corrupt us all beyond all imagining!

    Here is my WonderClub.com review. Read this and weep if you are a cumming wonder between the sheets!

Join The Fap Club On Vintage Porn Sites

    I did mention something about Wonder Club being a vintage porn site, right? Well, that makes excusing its limitations all the easier.

    First of all, this place ain’t sleek. Hell, the homepage has a Table of Contents and no, I ain’t shitting y’all. There’s a basic search menu atop the homepage, and a shopping cart at the top right that’s meant for those of you who wanna buy stuff. And I don’t mean canned pears and fresh melons.

    The bottom of the homepage has links that let you log in, complain to the site admin, or check out the blog section and the FAQ. Also featured are links that take you to games, souls, and obituaries. The latter lets you advertise the death of a loved one, and why you might want to do that on this particular site is not something I wanna expend brain power analyzing. And oh, just when did porn sites start publishing obituaries, and why would fappers care about life and death, when they are supposed to be focused on the porn they are wanking or wanna wank to? 

    The listed obituaries on Wonder Club at the time of this review included stuff for Adolf Hitler, Aaliyah, and even Alexander Hamilton. The latter guy had to have been dead for like 200 years, and the obituary for Hitler sounded like it had been written by his favorite nephew, who had been told his late uncle was the next best thing since sliced bread and sour cream!

    And oh, the Soul link lets you buy human souls or sell yours for up to a thousand bucks, and the blogs here have titles like Impeach Barack Obama, Why I Love Cruises and Elimination of Poverty in Canada. There weren’t that many blogs, too, and no recent blogs that I could see.

Twinkle Twinkle Little Twat, How I Wonder What Club You’re At!

    Well, you can register for free here, but it is a bit more complicated than I was expecting. First, you need an email to register, and they are gonna send you a verification code. Then you gotta secure your profile by inputting answers to stuff only you can know, like your childhood nickname and how much your balls weigh. And better be sure you can remember all that, because this place will ask you that shit whenever you want to log in. 

    Signing up lets you order and pay for stuff, and add goodies to your wishlist. But you don’t need to sign up if you ain’t never paid for smut and ain’t about to start.

    I did say WonderClub.com was a vintage porn site. But it would be more accurate to think of it as an online market where a lot of things can be bought and sold. And that includes vintage porn magazines, books, comics, adult movies, and posters. Souls too, though that doesn’t make a lot of sense. The only souls I have bought and sold in my life came from the Dark Souls franchise, and if there are people actually paying top dollar for human souls on Wonder Club, then that shit sure as hell is super sus!

    With just about everything being on sale here, I must confess that my heart skipped a bit when I clicked on the Wildlife section. Thankfully, there were no wild and endangered animals being sold, with the Wildlife section hosting very useful and interesting animal facts.

    The Magazine section was also a most interesting place to be. You get spoiled with choices there, with these magazines covering a lot of genres, from barely legal teens and hot rodding, to guns, jets, photography, and astronomy. 

    That said, there were almost 4K magazine titles at the time of this review, and those magazines can be hella expensive, and I am talking like 300 or so dollars apiece. Plus, that money doesn’t get you a physical copy you can leaf through at leisure in the loo. These guys on Wonder Club only hand out PDF copies, and that better be good enough for you. You also don’t get to check out a few pages of magazines for free, and that sort of thing, and gotta buy a magazine if you wanna see what’s inside. That sucks. 

    Wonder Club does say in their FAQ that they are willing to leaf through online magazines that any of you might be interested in, see who’s featured and who’s not, and then let you know. That service costs 75 bucks an hour, though, and you pay that shit upfront. These fucks also don’t do refunds or returns.

    Moreover, the listed video games on this platform seem to be old shit for PS2, PS3, and Xbox 360. You can’t actually buy them on WonderClub.com as the links don’t currently work, but you might want to try the shops around you for physical copies of these games. But then, why do that when there are free PS2, PS3, and Xbox emulators out there that let you download and play just about any released game on PC or mobile?!

What ThePornGuy Thinks of Wonder Club

    Well, this is a really weird place, and it doesn’t make too much sense. The only folks I would recommend this site to would be erotic magazine fans who just got millions in an inheritance and need that money gone fast!