Alica Schmidt, aka The World’s Sexiest Athlete™, has once again proven two things to her 5 million or more followers:

She’s still dead serious about her Olympic training.

She’s also dead serious about reminding us she’s The World’s Sexiest Athlete™, it is too good for business.

This week, the German track star launched herself into the water, full cannonball, full thong bikini in some undisclosed mountain setting that looks like the lair of some creepy bitcoin billionaire.

Her full cannonball was far more enjoyable when the fattest kid at the public pool does it to try to divert attention from being the fattest kid in the pool, by creating his own kind of tsunami.

That doesn't mean that this kind of splash didn't an avalanche warning, she is in a THONG bikini you see.

Her bikini designed by German aerodynamic engineers, keeping their star athlete protected in her World’s Sexiest Athlete™ title.

The alpine backdrop was cinematic with the snowcapped peaks, the kind of scenery that makes you wonder if she was filming a Bond girl audition tape.

Either way, the cannonball was textbook — knees tucked, toes pointed, and just enough airtime to let the cameras capture her reminding everyone why her brand is thriving as much as her split times.

“World’s Sexiest Athlete” isn’t just a nickname — it’s marketing genius. Alica’s out here blending athletics with influencer economics like she’s Usain Bolt meets Margot Robbie. She’s living proof you can chase Olympic dreams and your engagement rate at the same time.

If cannonballing was an Olympic event, Alica would already have the gold…and the Wheaties box cover.

Alica Schmidt is running toward Los Angeles 2028, but in the meantime, she’s keeping cool and keeping the internet entertained — one alpine bikini cannonball at a time. Because when you’re the World’s Sexiest Athlete, the hustle never stops… and neither do the splash zones.

Here she is working out, because cannonballs isn't her only skill.

Here are more pics of her in the gallery: