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Hey kids, it's your pal Princess Laucherella. It is Christmas once again, so naturally, that means the wise men and women of the Star Syndicate have returned bearing gifts. But instead of the king of kings, we're giving them to you stupid idiots.

I really didn't know if this laptop could pull it off. My ex gave me this thing because they felt bad for me that my PS4 died. This thing has been on death's door from day 1. I didn't know if I could even animate on this, let alone edit. But seeing as I am, and have always been, Jesus's favorite troll, he sent a little of his birthday magic my way and the whole thing went off without a hitch. Everyone even sent me all their parts on time without any cajoling. And speaking from extensive and agonizing personal experience, that is surely nothing short of divine intervention.

So, before I get another BSoD and have to start over writing these stupid comments again --

INTRO, OUTRO AND TITLECARDS by

god's own prototype MIGHTYDEIN

PARTS by

HRH LAUCHERELLA Eva Braun-Hitler McKuntz de la Roker I the Magnanimous

hail to the king baby it's SEVENSTAR

THREESTAR barbecue sauce mama jama

alleged foot fetishist CHATTERBOX

STARBERRY eater of things that look like diarrhea but probably aren't

lizard person but not a lizard person GHEY CARL WINSLOW

The end is near! Repent your sins! Jesus told me he wont be so nice when he comes back!

Love,

Princess Laucherella