there once were five jelly donuts who danced all day

one tripped off a cliff and fell into the bay

there were now four jelly donuts who danced all day

one choked himself on a bottle of hairspray

there were now three jelly donuts who danced all day

one was found crushed beneath santas own sleigh

there were now two jelly donuts who danced all day

one got into a fatal accident involving authentic swordplay

there was now one lonely jelly donut who danced all day

without his friends, he was depressed, and threw himself on the railway

there were now no jelly donuts who danced all day

goodbye