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2026

13

Jul

Katy Perry Childish Outfit Titty Shake of the Day

A video of Katy Perry in some childish romper, like she’s got some kind of baby fetish, definitely dressing too fucking young for her advanced age.

So thanks to the recent divorcee mental illness where she’s got something to prove, despite having gamed the system her entire career, offering a great opportunity to sit back, relax and enjoy her life with her new Boyfriend, the Prince of Canada, who helped implement the collapse of Canada as Canada’s favorite gym teacher.

Instead, she’s been on OZEMPIC but maintained the tits and has decided to give a new viral album a shot, since her last tour was a fail.

They’ve rooked in the brainless of the internet and they decided to make a viral video of her in her romper bouncing around with the tits bouncing with her…

It’s sad, because you can tell she has no friends, she has a bunch of staff or groupies, but no one actually likes her…but at least her man is there with her, which is making Canada as a whole laugh or maybe proud….

I’m just here for the tits, and I guess the CANADA CONTENT TO ADHERE TO CANADA CONTENT LAWS they force on us, cuz of communism..

The tits are old, the milk is sour, watching them bounce like this as aqua-robics at the old folks home, because it basically is, doesn’t mean they aren’t worth looking it…

She has been raping our ears her entire career, distracting us with the tits because the tits are too powerful…and make you want to get her back with the tits…

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2026

30

Jun

Katy Perry is the Terrible Gift That Won’t Stop Giving of the Day

Katy Perry apparently has a hit song, which makes means the system is fucking rigged, because there is no way, under any circumstance, where the general population will buy into Katy Perry or give her another hit at this level in her aged career.

Her first viral success was in a pre-smart phone time, so she was able to manipulate the media….

These new ones are just a fucking lie.

Anyway, she has tits, wrapped in a bow, like a gift, since they are the only gift she offers, but it comes with the rest of her which ruins the gift, forcing it to be re-gifted, passed around. The worst…but then there are tits…

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2026

24

Jun

The First Lady of Canada May Have Nipples of the Day

I don’t really know if those are actual KATY PERRY NIPPLES or just my imagination.

I just know that she is the FIRST LADY of Canada, now that she is possibly pregnant with JUSTIN TRUDEAU BABY and moving the Montreal, Canada to raise that baby…

Therefore we must worshipper has our QUEEN….her tits on our money one day soon I’m sure.

I also know that Katy Perry has always been the fucking worst, a scam, a fraud, a failing upward kind of “Should have imposter syndrome” but probably doesn’t, more the kind of cunt who sucks but thinks she’s great…..just never as great as her tits.

What I am saying is that KATY PERRY as a performer or celebrity is the worst, but at least she has tits…and apparently she may also have NIPPLES…

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2026

08

Jun

Katy Perry Hard Nipples of the Day

Katy Perry has never been appealing to me, but she has always had a fat set of tits.

Someone took a screencapture of her hard nipples on her fat set of tits and that must make Katy Perry fnas excited.

Since I have always found Katy Perry a clunky, boring, annoying personality who faked her way into the mainstream and who knew she was a fraud…..the hard nipples don’t cut through my dislike.

I will still look at her hard nipples, because since I was a kid, I’ve loved hard nipples. Probably deep psychological issues from not being breast fed as a baby, all malnourished and looking for a nipple to latch onto well into my old ass life…

Tits has been that constant interest, just not so much Katy Perry tit…even if they may be great tits.

In recent months she has become the first lady of Canada, because she is dating the Prime Minister who was, Justin Trudeau…so using the emergency measures act, we are all forced to jerk off to Katy Perry’s tits now…it’s some totalitarian socialist communist nightmare where our kings live in their 5 million dollar homes with their poptart women with hard nipples as we scramble to afford basic food….

Some people think he is gay, some theatre kid, drama teacher with a limp wrist…and Katy Perry is a gay icon…so it all lines up…

I am not political, I don’t care about any of that shit, it is boring and I don’t understand why everyone is so fucking into politics, like it is their identity….without realizing how boring that is…

We’re supposed to just live our life, looking at tits, letting the politicians sell us out and rip us off….not fighting over politics….

So here are those nips…

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2025

07

Nov

Katy Perry’s Pushing her Granny Tits Out of the Day

It’s unfortunate that in the circles I run awkwardly through on the internet, Katy Perry’s hard nipples is news.

The old as shit Katy Perry who hasn’t been appealing to me ever….who has had a career that I am sure was totally manufactured because there is no way that anyone has every actually liked Katy Perry or her music….has only really had tits to justify the Katy Perry experience…

So her hard nipples really aren’t that exciting, but because I’ve backed myself into this weird corner of the internet, I am compelled to post it.

Not because she’s having sex with the embarrassing Canadian Prime Minister who destroyed the country with his evil libtard ways….I don’t do politics…

But because her nipples are hard, that’s the level of drooling ape we are around here.

We don’t pull stunts, viral trolls, stage photoshoots….or do things that are fun….we just repost hard nipples….

Terrrible….just terrible.

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