Adam & Eve's Adult Shop. Why are you still buying sex toys at that weird, oily looking sex store on the other side of town? It's expensive, the cashiers always look weird, and you have to carry a black bag all the way back to your car so that no one you know will see you. It sucks. But it doesn't have to be that way. What if I told you there is a great site that delivers discreetly, without embarrassment, and at a great price? There is such a site! I'm sure you've heard of it.

Adameve.com is a one-stop sex store for just about anything you might need. Unless you've been living under a rock for the past few years, you've probably heard of this site. You've heard its ads on TV adult channels, Internet sites, and even on the radio. The site is one of the largest sex stores in the world, with nearly 6 million visitors each month. And while their marketing boom may be new, they have been providing quality service and products since as early as 1996; with 20 years of experience, you can trust these guys to give you good shit.

The design of the site is clean and professional looking. Great deals on the top page.

The layout of the site is quite good, albeit quite bright to the eye. The white color scheme gives the site a somewhat upscale feel. It doesn't have the dark and dingy look of a regular sex store. There are no weird stains on the carpet or strange marks on the walls. The home page has a slideshow preview of the best deals. For example, "50% on Candy Dream Dildos, 5 best female masturbation products, free shipping, 25% off any one item." These deals change daily, but I can tell you that they are legit. I order here from time to time and always get great coupons, free gifts, and usually free shipping. This alone can bring the price down to a fraction of what you would pay in a physical store.

In addition to the deals, the top page is organized by "Sex Toys, Vibrators, Female Sex Toys, Male Sex Toys, Movies, Lingerie, Robes & Lotions, and Sexy Extras". These same categories can be accessed from the navigation bar at the top, and several additional sections have been added, including exclusive products for couples, gift guides, and bondage products. Regardless of gender or sexual preference, there is something for every kink.

The site is organized and easy to use, with a wide range of categories.

Clicking on the category "Female Sex Toys," for example, takes you to a page with more subcategories and products. On the left side you will see a master list of everything related to sex toys. It is easy to see at a glance how many items are in each category. There are over 400 female sex toys, 150 bondage items, 157 dildos, and the list goes on and on. The great thing about Adam & Eve is that the site is constantly growing and selling new products every season. But anyway, you can send back anything you don't like. You definitely can't walk into a sex store with a used cock ring and expect any kind of help.

After that, ordering and checking out is a breeze. Just add the item to your cart, answer "yes" or "no" to the recommended add-ons, use one of the many coupon codes on the site, claim any free gifts you might have gotten, and you're done. The coupon will usually appear on your invoice as an Adam email. So it won't be written too unfavorably on your bank account. Shipping is the same way. It comes in a plain cardboard box and the only sign is a small sticker that says Adam Mail. No big logo. You don't have to worry about what your neighbors and friends think. For even more savings, create an account when you order and join our email list. We send out coupons all the time.

And, as expected, the site works great on mobile. You have access to the same features as the desktop version. Ordering, browsing the extensive catalog, and more can all be done on the go. There are no annoying ads or pop-ups on either site, so you can order with confidence and enter your personal and credit information through the secure system on either version of the website.

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This is my favorite feature of the site. Damn, where to begin. I like the fact that the prices here are reasonable and the shipping is discreet. If you are looking to buy any kind of sex toy, this site is worth checking out. The customer service is great as well. I had an issue in the past where I received the wrong item and they fixed the problem and sent something free along for my trouble. Also, you don't have to wait forever on their service line. They pick up right away and you get to talk to a real person.

ThePornDude's suggestion.

My suggestion is to use this site the next time you need a sex story. There really isn't anything wrong with this place. The design of the site is great and the huge selection of stuff here is fantastic. There are tons of sex stories for most fetishes, even the more obscure ones. There are toys, masturbators, gift sets, and lots of other gifts for the kinky. There is no such thing as being cheated or scammed. There is definitely a reason this site is so popular.

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Overall, there is not much more that can be said other than to go to Adam Eve (often mislabeled as "adam&eve.com") and browse around. The site has every naughty product you could dream of at a fair price. With solid customer support, fast and discreet shipping, and lots of great deals, you can't go wrong ordering here.