AnalOnly doesn't use overly abstruse or overly funny titles, keeping you guessing what's really going on, or at least watching a preview. And it's not the boring, tired, vanilla missionary sex you'd have with your boring wife, covered in cellulite and with a bad attitude. Instead, it's hardcore ass-fucking at a premium, so if you like ass-fucking, read on. (Or you can follow the link, but, hey, don't tell me how to watch porn).

Judging by the apt name, I assumed AnalOnly.com had been around for a long time. In the days of the Internet gold rush, prospectors stopped at every domain with a vaguely pornographic name. That's because the site didn't open until late 2020. Nevertheless, it got off to a stronger start than other porn operators: 1.5 million viewers a month. What it does.

This whore only wants anal.

When AnalOnly first gets a domain, the standard warning screen appears, warning in two-byte letters and exclamation points that "this content is for adults only. I know porn is dirty and obscene, and I want people to sign up without even looking at my stash, but that's my deal in this area. So with that in mind, I went to the tour page to see what all the fuss was about.

Oh my goodness. Guess what, guys. I immediately understood why these people are doing so well. For one thing, the action is as raucous as you'd expect. The big auto-play montage is a lubricated ass bouncing on the dicks at the top of the screen, and a gaping hole of a bust. A hungry man holds his tongue in the hole of a pink rose.

There is also a performance with a famous porn actor. This is not an amateur hour of randomly selected local Craigslist whores. His latest work is a hardcore fuck with Whitney Wright. It also features many PornDudeCasting couch girls, including Gia Derza, Erin Everhart, Marilyn Johnson, April Olsen, Dixie Lynn and others. AnalOnly ass lovers have good taste.

There is a button above the Whitney Wright scene to view the trailer. I clicked on it expecting to get to a sign-up page, which I'm not a big fan of, but there's also a preview of the actual video. Many sites skip the previews these days, but I got a two-minute look at Whitney sucking cock, getting hit with a corn goat and opening her super-sized mouth. There's also a salad tipping scene, a must for chocolate lovers.

The game is six buttocks a month.

I have to admit, I was convinced of this within the first few seconds of seeing the tour page. Thanks to that auto-montage, wide-open anus, and famous actress, my dick was hard and flaccid before I even took my first morning Viagra. So I went to the registration page at AnalOnly.com to see how I could get a full ticket.

I wasn't particularly surprised -- Anal Only costs 30 Bones a month, which is the standard rate for most pay sites these days. However, there are lower rates for long term memberships: six months costs about $17 for 30 days. It's not the biggest deal I've ever seen on a long term plan, but it's not the worst either.

Let's see what you get for these three Alexander Hamilton's. One of the major advantages is the speed of release. Every month they put out half a dozen new AnalOnly scenes. Even on the pay site, if you're looking for at least one scene a week, you'll come across these perverts. So take a closer look, and of course they add a new scene every five days. That's a little higher than the other competitors.

A potential drawback is how young AnalOnly.com is, especially for high-cost buyers. The site is only about nine months old. It currently has about 40 movies on it, which is pretty solid for a site that's only been around that long. Still, it's not a huge collection compared to the vast network that's been around for decades -- keep in mind that Anal Only movies usually last about an hour, so there's plenty of material to shake your dick at.

You can also do as many of the 40 fucks as you want. We've noticed that many paid adult sites delete mp4 files, but AnalOnly allows users to save all their favorite files and view them later. This might appeal to older masturbators who consider downloadable files a God-given right, as well as young perverts who are primarily interested in storing pornography offline for sharing when society has completely broken down.

Let's see how these girls get their asses kicked.

It turns out that Gia Derza visited AnalOnly at the same time I met her.I couldn't wait to meet this feisty nymphomaniac, so I decided to start the official fap test with her movie. This scene is 55 minutes long, so I blurted out and started tuning in for a marathon fap. Like my scene, it opens with a nice interview with lots of giggles and flashes of gorgeous body parts, and then the real fun begins.

After showing off a glistening clean ass between two perfect cheeks, the man in this scene can't help but burrow his face in there for a taste. The camerawork is superb, with Gia getting close enough to wink at the hole before teasing her with her tongue. Her moans are music to my ears. In the ass-eating scene, a few minutes later, the hole is already open.

A few minutes later, the toys appear. Gia inserts a huge black dildo into herself and then shoves it up her ass. It is an inflatable dildo that gets inflated when it is inserted tightly into her asshole. She then pushes it out, spurting out the lube. There's a lot of lube splattered around in this anal scene, which makes sense given the tightness of this holy orifice.

Gia is still giggling and eager as the erect penis comes out and immediately rests against her face. Within a minute of starting to suck, she's already loud, unrestrained, with lots of strings and darting, moistened eyes. She is, to put it mildly, an avid dachshund. There are some great POV shots in the movie as it moves into a rimming scene between a girl and a guy. The one where Gia is lying on the bed crying is great. This bum is just death.

The site is called AnalOnly, but it's not until almost halfway through the movie that her ass pokes out. Gia laughs as she lifts her legs, more oil is poured on her ass and her perforated anus is pierced. Her eyes are downcast, she moans and swears, and I try not to get a boner while we play house. We have another half hour of anal action ahead of us.

There's a lot of ass-mouth play in this scene and on AnalOnly.com. I think she eats ass, which means doing ATM, but sometimes you have to ask. More fluids are exchanged, and it ends with Gia's pretty face getting as sticky and covered in cum as it was when I left her.

AnalOnly.com is an easy win if you like good, quality made anal porn. Because it's a new site, it doesn't have as many videos as some of the longer-running sites devoted to ass sex, but what's already been released is excellent. It's top-notch anal with big stars and beautiful, noteworthy production values. If you can't get excited about this work, then you're either gay or you don't really like asses.