Profound. This is one of those words that will always get the "that's just what she said" joke, regardless of what you are actually talking about. You might say something about the wrong credit card reader, or falling into a bottomless swamp, or some idiot drowning at the edge of the pool, but you'll always grin and imagine yourself sticking your dick inside a woman a little wider. With deepers, you don't have to imagine it. Yes, they are talking about sexual penetration.

Domains are internet gold, mined in an age when you can find a one-word domain for less than a million dollars. Sure, the traffic comes in as random as typing shit into a URL bar, but the site's reputation as a premium porn site is growing. The site didn't really take off until April 2019, but it's already drawing nearly 15,000 visitors per day.

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This is a brand new site and they want you to know about it. The landing page is slick as shit, with a dark background, classy-looking white text, and a full-motion video that loads at the top of the screen right off the jump. Jill Cassidy is in the confessional, wearing a dress that looks a little too lewd for church. The montage starts a second later, and we don't know what kind of darkroom she's fucking the guy in, but we're pretty sure that kind of behavior is frowned upon in the clergy wing.

Despite the fact that this bitch is eating cum in a holy place, the whole site has a certain elegance to it. The screenshots are full of men in suits and women in expensive looking dresses. Of course, this is a porn site, so you can take off all that ugly stuff in a heartbeat. There are gorgeous porn stars like Riley Reid, Kara Kush, and Adria Rae getting their hard cocks stuffed into tight holes.

There's a little kinky fetish and BDSM action mixed in with this fuck scene. A slutty beauty masturbates while sticking her foot in a guy's face. She's wearing a skimpy PVC dress and he's wearing a very nice suit, but he's going to need dry cleaning after this.

It's not just the suits and dresses that give Deeper an upscale look. The background is dark and the players are lit up like a stage. I like this kind of "chic" presentation much better than the musical I saw last week.

Many paysite landing pages have recently mentioned that they were featured in magazines and on TV news channels. I don't usually pay much attention to these new sites because they are not mentioned by anyone in the porn industry, but I am impressed by the noise these new sites are making. These idiots have only been around for a few months and are getting attention from mainstream publications like Rolling Stone, the BBC, and the New York Post. How did these idiots get attention before The P? Break out a bottle of Dom Perignon while sperming a Gucci jacket and wanking Deeper in a Porsche 911.

A thumbnail of a new movie called Finish caught my eye. Gina Valentina is putting her feet up. She makes a "fuck me" face at the camera, but the lucky stud in the picture already has his dick inside her. This scene is just the two of them.

The video starts in 480p and has to be brought up to HD, but there is no buffering once the scene begins. A guy sits on the couch drinking brown liquor and getting nice and drunk. Then we go to a bar where ominous music plays over the people happily drinking.

The first five minutes are like a cable TV drama, but then her boobs come out and he starts touching her nipples. If you want to skip the fancy cinematics, you will see a very obvious yellow mark on the timeline below the video. Hover over it and it will tell you what happened at that key plot point. Click on it to jump to pussy licking, fellatio, standing back, and facials.

Ejaculate into an expensive handkerchief.

When the guy started licking Gina's hairy muff, I ejaculated into the Louis Vuitton jizz cloth. What can I say? This girl wears her bush well. I wanted to play the scene on a loop while I slept and pray she would visit me in my dreams. When I clicked on the download button, I was half expecting to hit the paywall that so many sites seem to be putting up these days.

The download, thankfully, is included in Deeper's standard membership. At the push of a button, you are presented with a menu of MP4 files ranging from 270p, suitable for viewing in a toaster or microwave oven, to 6 gig 4K movies that look great on the TV. Take your wife to a fine restaurant, get her tipsy with expensive wine, then bring her home to enjoy lavish sex on the big screen. Then, perhaps, have sex with her. Or, he gets to see some really good stuff.

My only complaint about Deeper is that its catalog is still relatively small. They only have about 100 videos so far, while some of the big network sites offer thousands for the same price. However, these exclusive videos are of consistently high quality and have an upscale feel that extends throughout the catalog.

Deeper offers the kind of play that top porn stars are known for, including blowjobs, threesomes, rough sex, and bondage. While many sites offer it, Deeper wraps it up in a luxurious package that will appeal to those who like the finer things in life, such as tying a girl up and fucking her in the ass while wearing an expensive dress. Take out the caviar and bust out a bony cuckold scene.