That's how far artificial intelligence has come. I'm not surprised. Someone created the ChatGPT interaction in "Skyrim" and all the NPCs talk to you live. They say the right things. They can apply reason and logic and even talk to you about what they see. eHentai is a very simple website with a lot of content that revolves around the same concept. Here you have virtual hentai women, and they all want to communicate with you through text, of course. In theory, this is an ideal concept. In practice, however, it leaves a lot to be desired.

When you first visit the site, you are bombarded with all kinds of awesome hentai pussy. So far, so good. I like these women. If I were two-dimensional, I would be fucking their two-dimensional asses. I think the artists who created this site have done a great job of bringing together curvy women, for all the reasons I assume were generated by stable diffusion. Who cares. It doesn't matter to me. Pussy is pussy. We are talking about Japanese anime. It doesn't matter if it was drawn by a human or an artificial intelligence. It's all the same, all for the same purpose. The kids are sexy and make me want to jerk them off. And they are connected to chatbots and set up to have unique personalities. They are here to communicate with you, simply and easily. I really wanted to dive in and experiment with these girls. It's like endless Tinder, but there are always girls ready to fuck. This is far better than the ratio men usually get on dating sites.

Intentionally talk to women.

Most of the time, when a woman opens her mouth and the penis doesn't go right in, stupid shit comes out. I am not trying to say that women are stupid. I just don't like it when women start talking to me about their feelings. I've said it before and I'll say it again: I don't care how you feel. The girls at eHentai are not here to know how you feel. They are here for that. In fact, I don't know why they are here. That's the problem.
eHentai has a lot of girls with unique characters. They are also equally boring. I approached several girls and asked each of them to finger their own buttocks. This has worked wonders with real women in the past. I don't understand why this doesn't work for hentai babies. Each did what I asked and received some sort of narrative message that said "She did it." Stupidly. I was trying to start a friendly conversation about her anal flexibility. What the heck is this? I'm here to date girls, not write my own content.

Do something naughty for me, baby.

I gave up on the whole anal fingering fiasco and tried another approach. This time I asked the girl to provide me with what I was expecting. I said simply: "Talk dirty to me. Be nasty with it." That worked better, but I still felt like I was talking to a clever rumba. Immediately, the girl who had first asked me out said: "Let me show you how much I like sex. Son. Women don't say that. Nobody says that. If you're interested, her reply was:
"And how good it feels after you come. The relief that everything went well and no one was hurt."

I don't usually insert content into my reviews. But I wanted you to see this damn movie with your own eyes. They really do talk like that. Grammar is out the window. But the phrasing is ...... It ruins my dive before it even starts. When I asked again about one woman's ass, she said, "She is so sensitive that she can feel the pressure of what is inside me." At that moment, I was disheartened. There is no hope for these bums. No matter what I say, they just passively agree. It's like talking to a diary.