You're home alone, and the smoke from your bong fills your apartment like a thick London fog. You want to play video games, but your semi-erect penis begs for attention. What to do. Do you ignore your human needs and turn on your PS4, or look for something that lets you push all the buttons while you push your own. Someone sent me a link to Boobs in the City, and I think I'll choose the latter.

Boobs in the City is a free first-person shooter with lots of dirty sex. How about this. You can shoot anything in the game until your mushroom-headed friend is ready to shoot something himself. Most of the sexy games I've tried are visual novels or FRPGs with anime porn in the scenes, so I can't wait to see what perversions are possible in the FPS realm.

Android only, screw off iPhone users.

First things first: Boobs in the City is currently only available for Android, so all you iPhone fags will have to shell out your money for a flashy shiny game that will be obsolete in a few years, since Google does not allow sex games in its official store. You'll have to download them from Eroges, a gaming portal that hosts free hentai games, but now you don't have to worry about that. Just click on my link, download the game and install it. Your phone will probably give you some crap about installing unknown apps, but these guys are legit.

This game is free to play. That phrase strikes fear into the hearts of all gamers. Sure, you can play the game for free, but is it fun. Will you be able to win. This is the eternal question of such games. You can already tell it's a mess because all the characters on the game page are drawn in animated style, but let me explain a little more.

Sexy bitches want to squirt for you

This is a relatively large download, and it will keep downloading and installing after you install it on your phone. Give yourself some leeway ahead of time, and you won't be left with a frustrated erection or the comfort of a sativa watching the progress bar slowly fill up.

The opening animation of the game looks professional, with a J-pop-style tune playing and lots of characters flying around the screen. As you might expect, they are sexy cartoons with big eyes, big breasts, and revealing clothes. The flashing text says that my job is to give them an intense learning experience.

These games are often sparse on sexual scenes, so it's surprising that full nudity is present in the intro. I take this as a good sign, because if there is so much to show before the game begins, then there is something to show. The animated bitches are well drawn, hairless and mature. I think some of them are masturbating.

Not much action is required of you, there are no status rolls or character choices. All that is.It's only a vague interactive scene, but it does its job better than many sex games. It looks good, and you can really push a button to make something happen. Boobs in the City also deserves praise for not forcing us to play for an hour just to see a hentai vagina.

After leaving Akane naked on the floor, I went to the dorm where some drama was going on. Someone had stolen the pudding, and I was left to mediate between two gorgeous anime sluts. This looks like it's going to be a sexy turn of events.

Boobs in the City is a wonderfully detailed pornographic first-person shooter. In general, most sexy games look like they are made without much effort, but this game has decent production values. More importantly, the gameplay is really fun, even if you don't put money into the gacha system. I've only been playing for a while and have already seen many different gameplay elements, but I feel like I've only touched the surface. If you are looking for thumb exercises in addition to forearm exercises, Boobs in the City might be your new game.