Say "Hello, Doll" to Hydoll, a company that makes playground equipment in the shape of a woman you would never buy for your niece. Well, most people won't buy it, but this doll might have educational value if you try hard enough. She is anatomically correct. But honestly, not many people would want to share this toy with anyone. The last time I lent someone my love doll, her pussy came back dry, crusted and full of cum. It took me all day to get her cleaned up, and I can't even talk to my dad anymore.

Hydoll.com was founded in 2016 and has since become one of the most popular suppliers of ultra-realistic sex dolls. They currently ship about 20,000 units, which doesn't seem like much of a number until you consider the size, cost and quality of these life-sized bastards. They are not in the business of making small penis dildos modeled after their own small penis. That's a serious investment of time, effort and money. However, they do offer a range of products, some of which may fit into your budget. After being taken back to the emergency room last weekend with my homemade sex-bot project, today I'm checking out the site and hoping to find something safer and sexier. Best of luck.

Better women than Karen.

If you watch PornDudeCasting, where they fuck porn stars, you might recognize Karen, who is always chilling on the right side of the couch and advertised as having a "hot face" and a "hot ass." Last week Paige Owens came over and pressed Karen's head against my dick. I'm not going to lie, it was definitely kind of sensational, but that's all I can say about it.

I mean, Karen is an old-fashioned blow-up doll. Sure, there are guys who play with these things, but let's be honest, they're often a gift for pranks between guys with a twisted sense of humor. Just looking at them won't give you a hard-on. There's nothing real about Karen, she doesn't feel real, she doesn't do it realistically.

Hidor, who seems to have been bred somewhere in the valley of the supernatural, doesn't have that. Their dead eyes and occasional inhuman glint suggest that they are artificial, but these fake women are really sexy. They take up the entire front page of the site with their beautiful faces and slender bodies.

When realistic sex dolls first hit the market, the choices were limited. These days you can find the girl of your dreams in the form of a sex doll on Hydoll, in stock and ready to ship. There are all kinds of fake women, and some men, with disembodied genitals. The front page alone features a selection of 100cm flat-chested teenagers, fat chicks with big boobs, sultry anime girls, busty goddesses and Asian beauties.

There are hundreds of dolls to choose from on this site,How about a bonus head.

A luxury love doll is a very personal purchase and, for most people, a significant investment. Instead of trying to find the cheapest one on the menu, I recommend getting the best doll you can afford, with the features you want in a TPE girlfriend. Of course, you'll probably be banging her for a while. However, Hydoll does offer a few promotions worth checking out that may help you save even more money.

As before, there are nice little bonuses added to the new silicone sex dolls. These are some of the prettiest products on the site, with lots of personalization options and corresponding prices starting at $3,145, but the current promotion offers an extra head, an extra wig, bonus underwear and a free bucket of gel. A promo code is also displayed at the top of the screen, giving everyone $50 off their $999 purchase. So if you're saving your pocket money, you don't have to spare a dime.

I, for one, will try to save some more of my pocket money. I'm embarrassed to admit it, but I got a little carried away with the 160-cm big-breasted silicone model on today's Hydoll.com tour. If you're in the market for a high-end sex doll, I would definitely recommend keeping this product handy.