"I think I've become Japanese. I think I've become Japanese. I really think so." - "Turning Japanese" by The Vapors: One of the most famous songs about masturbation, "Turning Japanese" refers to the look on a man's face as he takes one last stab at vinegar. We've all encountered it. The twitching of the face and squinting of the eyes is a sign that he is about to shoot.

Becoming trans-racial.

I've been slowly (or quickly, depending on your point of view) transforming into a Japanese since I hit puberty. Soon you will have to call me Sezuki-san. I've applied for Japanese citizenship, but I haven't heard back yet. In the near future you will see me walking the streets of Tokyo. I'll be a man walking down the sidewalk, pounding his meat under his cape.

Remember your mother telling you, "Don't shift your gaze, just keep it there." Or that she told me that if I kept eating blanks, I would become blanks. If that were true, my genes would have become Japanese long ago. Not only do I play pocket pool all the time, I do it while watching Japanese adult videos.

There is nothing more unusual than Japanese adult videos. Simply put, the Japs know how to make good porn, and that's something to be proud of.

As a result, there is no shortage of Japanese porn sites, but as you can imagine, they are not all the same. Many of them are almost unusable crap sites with worthless design and broken links.

There's something about crappy JAV sites and ads; if anything makes a JAV site crappy, it's not the content or the aesthetics. It's the overwhelming amount of ads that make watching videos almost impossible. This is a great way to make sure people never use your porn site again.

Creating a semi-permanent site is not difficult. You need to limit ads, design intuitive menus, allow people to filter content, and make sure they don't get in the way. Unfortunately, many web designers don't know what they're doing and are just trying to make a quick buck on porn sites. These people can go to hell. How dare you waste my penis time with your crap.

I don't care, come on Javhay, Javhay has many aspects I look for on a jav porn site. It's a great way to get sexy Japanese whores deep into your retinas.

What's not to like about fucking a little Japanese bitch. Their pussies are too tight and they squeeze raw blood out of your genitals. You don't know if you're fucking a slut or clamping your dick in a vise. The first time I sucked a dick, I had a stupid look on my face.

Small hole.

If your pussy can be that tight, you can imagine my ass, can't you. My goodness. That's hardly an opening. The way you take the slop. It's like lo-men noodles, because I've seen hundreds of Japanese bitches shitting on each other, and it's no different than my poop.

Putting your dick in a Japanese bitchIt's not a question of skill. It's a question of skill. I hope that one day the world will be free of such useless garbage as censored pornography. It's a fucking contradiction. I like people censoring videos, but I hate people censoring them. If I could wrap my sweaty, hairy palms around their throats, I would.

Of course, the uncensored part of Jawhai is where I spend most of my time. I want raw, unfiltered, untainted porn where the only thing standing between my dick and my pussy is the thin glass of my computer screen. And my computer screen is already glass. I don't know, but do what God intended. No censorship, high quality and hardcore.

Below the main menu is a side scroller that automatically rotates thumbnails of popular content. Click on any time to jump to this video. Featured Bitches is a great place to start your Jawhoy journey. This site always has the hottest pussies.

D Tip.

Below the scroller are several developer notes for visitors. First of all, they let you know that they update the site daily. They don't want you to get hungry for fresh Japanese adult video content. How nice of them.

Second, they realize that ads are annoying, but they make sure it's the only way to pay for the server costs without charging the consumer directly. Javhay's ads are not particularly intrusive, so they don't bother. In this world, everyone needs to make money.

Third, it suggests you immediately add it to your bookmarks. All you have to do is press the Control D key, and the computer does the rest. God knows how many years of watching pornography have impaired my memory.