Literotica is not as well known for its chat as it is for the dirty, filthy stories it has amassed over the decades, but it is no surprise that it is a hub for kinky conversation. Many of the site's users are writers, which means the chat is full of brainy, well-read morons. But to call them "motherfuckers" may be overstating things too much. For incest is just one of the many fetishes in their ever-growing archive of literary debauchery. Motherfuckers are joined by buttfuckers, chubby chasers, cucks, trannies, and all sorts of other perverts.

All are welcome at Literotica.com, and that applies to Literotica Chat as well. This is a free chat service built around an original library of erotica stories from around the Internet. There are dozens of text-based chat sites, but few built around a community like this one. Since the site gets millions of hits every day, I was hoping for a lot of fellow sexual deviants to bicker, talk dirty, and delve into the art of writing pornographic fiction.

Really. For weirdo perverts like me.

Okay, first of all, who is Literotica chat for? I said "everyone is welcome," but there are always exceptions. The same goes for the local manga cafes, but I've been banned from them since an incident at an anime night a few years ago. I still think I did the normal thing that people do when they see a sexy cartoon, but the owner and the police told me that I was not. But there are online communities without such restrictive and unfair rules.

There are community guidelines, of course, but they are much more inclusive than anywhere else, and Literotica.com has long earned a reputation for deep, deep kink, including a very wide range of niches and fetishes. The story library includes material ranging from first-time lesbian experimentation to alien anal tentacle sex to fat girls stomping on faces and testicles with stripper boots. Some of these kinks are unusual because they are unrealistic to capture on video, while others are literally banned on larger platforms like Pornhub.

The first rule is the same as any other adult site: no kids allowed. You must be at least 18 years old to play, with no exceptions, and underage role-playing is prohibited. Discussion of illegal activity is also prohibited. Similar to the rule against spamming chat rooms, these rules can be found basically everywhere. These keep the community safe and fun.

Literotica Chat's introductory page lists some of the banned content, but carefully states that it is not limited to these niches. The current list of prohibited items includes underage activities, snuff, extreme violence, sexual abuse, and bestiality. If you are into those, we are sorry. The text that appears at the top of the lobby chat is hard to see because of all the users coming and going in the lobby, but it does contain a few links to the forum posts on Literotica.com that are helpful. One is a detailed list of rules and prohibitions, and the other is an illustrated tutorial on how to get around the site. Don't feel bad if you need to look at them, because I did too.

What are you guys talking about here?

The most important and critical information I found in the tutorial article was about the plus button. I had missed it because it is so small and unobtrusive, but clicking on the little + brings up a list of available chat rooms. There are tons of different rooms with tons of different kinky topics. It's hard to count because it's displayed in a small window, but it looks like there are hundreds of different rooms to choose from.

Today, the most popular room on Literotica Chat was the Taboo room, with nearly 200 users talking about what not to say to their sisters. Several rooms with similar themes ranked at the top, including "Family Role Play" (133 users), "Horny Moms" (116 users), and "Daddy's Girls" (80 users). Other popular themes include Younger Women For Older Men, Detailed Role-Play, Women Who Love Porn, and Humiliation And Degrading In the Consensual Non-Consent room, 44 users masturbated carefully, following the rules.

Like Literotica itself, the chatrooms have entered deeply fetishistic territory. Rooms devoted to cuckold fantasies, submission, slavery, and debauchery seem downright wholesome compared to the kinks of slave auctions, hypnosis and mind control, aliens, demons, and monsters. Of course, a chat room dedicated to Hucows, Scats, and Breast Expansion is not going to be as exciting as a chat room where everyone is talking about BBC and Busty Beauties, but it is nice to have a place to converse with like-minded sexual deviants.

If you can't find someone in a Literotica chat room roleplaying anal probe fantasies or Latina lactation fantasies, you can always start your own chat room. There is no moderation process or anything. Just type in any name you want and the room is instantly created. I started one called ThePornDude in hopes of finding fans, but was soon distracted by my own masturbation cravings and all the chat rooms already established.

The Horny Moms room I joined was filled with over 100 members when I visited. According to the bot or mod who posted the introductory message in red text when I entered the room, this is not a family oriented role play room. It is a very active chat, so there were lots of Hello's and introductions mixed in with the sex talk. After a few minutes, a woman named Ali came in, said hello and introduced herself as a horny UK mom looking for a chat. I clicked on her name, started a private chat, and had to take a break from writing while I masturbated with her.

Literotica Chat will probably think it's ugly because the interface is clearly outdated and you'll be flailing