Back in the day, when online sex chatting was popular, but the Internet was still young, I used to use the same line to get girls to come to my town to have sex with me. They would get horny and want to fuck me, but I would tell them that my anaconda wasn't long enough to cross the state line. We laugh and forget all about it until a few days later she shows up at my door wanting cock. This system worked for me because I got laid, and it doesn't work for anyone else. But it might not work for you because you're not as amazing as I am. For the average person, online sex is still a matter of having to jack yourself off while watching a stream of girls you are fucking. Even if a woman is giving you the hot eye in a Skype chat, you still have to entertain yourself. She is not there to help you.

Lovense must have heard my interstate joke and thought: what if I could get my penis across the state line and fuck someone? And then he made that dream a reality. Remote fucking is here. We are finally living in the future. We can send actual penises via email... That's kind of how LoveSense makes most of its money with programmable sex toys for women on sites like Chaturbate, where you drop off a token and then you can remotely tease a girl's clitoris. But the coup de grace is the two-way remote sex that connects to each other via the Internet. It has to be a toy line. This is Star Trek. You can send your cock to your long-distance lover.

Insert your pussy over the web.

Men like to stick dongles in their slots, and women like to have their slots shaken until they are out of breath. It's the natural order of things. So Lovense has a long line of great toys for women that stimulate their various red zones in a million different ways. They basically make a vibrator. You can push them into your snatch and rub them on your clitoris. It is not rocket science. For men, we have meat hooks. We are simpler than women. If you have a hole, you stick your penis in it.

Then we build electronics into that toy and code it to sync with the PC. Then we used the same code that gets geeks in the same room through online gaming, and voila, you have the Lovense remote fucking experience. You can attach a meat hook to your penis and she can attach a vibrator to her snatch and they can fuck each other. This is a great way to keep her from cheating on you during a long distance relationship. If she is looking forward to being remotely fucked by you that night, she will be turned down by some random guy at the bar who actually has a real penis. LoveSense basically helps you avoid being cuckolded. You should be grateful.

How it works.

These toys have three main modes. The best setting is simply the two-way mode. Each time you push your cock into your meat hook, you vibrate her entire pussy. Each time she rubs up against the vibrator, you shock your meatstick. In other words, it's a two-way fuck, and it's all webbed together. I trust their software to work well. Because there is no reason to poo-poo it. But keep in mind that the rules of the game apply here. The further away she is, the more lag there will be. Also, since we are assuming that the two of you will be on camera or at least talking on the phone, you need to take that lag into account as well. You are responsible for your own settings in that area; there is not much Lovense can do for your internet connection.

Public Play

This is the most erotic part of the entire website and definitely my favorite. It's not that I don't like the idea of remote fucking, I just like the feel of real pussy. I prefer the real thing to a meat stick. But when it comes to long distance relationships, I prefer a two-way street. But playing in public makes me horny, I've dated a few freaks in my life and I've had girls walk around with butt plugs on. It's the hottest thing I've ever done, and I've had the pleasure of watching her squirm around in the supermarket. I would casually push her ass when no one was looking. It was the hottest experience of my life.

Naturally, when we got back to my place, I took the butt plug off and fucked her brains out. I came in her ass too. She was a real athlete and I miss her sometimes. But she was a real crazy ball and I had to let her go. Anyway, back to the point: Lovense has a whole line of toys designed for public play. They have curves and edges that fit both the butt hole and the vagina. Some can even wrap around the clitoris. It also boasts a huge industrial vibrator that can knock down walls.

Multifunctional Toys

If you and your partner are into this kind of weird shit, you need to get a Lovense toy. The best part is that this toy is multifunctional, so you won't be buying it just for one purpose. You don't need to use a secret butt plug to play in public. You can wear it by yourself at home or at the gym. If you don't like the vibrations, just turn it off. No harm done. If you want to connect it to your cell phone and give that phone to your partner, you can do that too. Plus, you can connect these toys to your PC and bridge them to your own cam account so you can accept donations from people, kind of like Chaturbate.

Thus, these toys have all kinds of features and you can decide how you want to use them. I like this kind of expandability. Because it allows me to buy the toy that best suits me, not the toy with the features I want. Because it allows me to buy the toy that best suits me, not the toy with the features I want. You just have to figure out which form is best suited for you.

Funky features

I have no idea how to use some of these features, but I like them because they seem to be designed for that purpose. You can sync your sex toy with your music player. That way I can fuck to any song I want. I never thought of this idea. I feel bad. It seems obvious to me. Many people like to fuck to the sound of their favorite songs, so why not fuck with a Visualizer butt plug?

There is also an option to sync the vibrations to an external sound. Again, I do not know what the intended use case scenario is here. Do you want her to scream into her asshole and have the butt plug further widen her asshole? Or is it that the more she moans in pleasure, the more vibration she feels? I'm not sure. Either way, there are options.

It is very inexpensive.

I genuinely don't understand how this bad boy is so cheap; a great vibrating butt plug called Hush is $99. Of course, it is on sale, but marked down from $119. Even at full price, that's an amazing price for a top-of-the-line sex toy that can literally evoke orgasms from another continent. One wonders if they were trying to make a profit. Also, the versatile Bullet Vibrator is only $69. This is truly a brand name price.

The male masturbator is something of a male mainstay, and is now only $49. And yes, because it is apparently last in stock, it is also $99 at full price. If it really is as rumored, it's worth every penny. I've seen them sell for much more without the high-tech features, and Lovense seems to want you to enjoy yourself at home or on the go, no matter how far away you are from the person you want to fuck. I applaud them for that. If you want to get the most amazing sex toys on the market, check out their selection now.