Dung Fetish. Guys, I'm going to show you something good. We're not talking time travel or anal starvation, we're talking real, 100% authentic manure. What makes this site a little different than your average site is that instead of beautiful women's butts, you'll find animal poop here. That's right, happy farmers, ManureFetish is all about bitches playing in cow dung holes.

'ManureFetish.com' is a fairly new site. I've never seen anything like it, and I'm proud to be first in line when it comes to new fetishes, but I've never heard of anyone cumming on cow dung before, and while it's not the biggest porn site in the world, it gets 200 visitors a day, more than I expected.

It's a fetish, or it's another fetish altogether.

Load up the ManureFetish site, and you are immediately greeted by a picture of a pretty farmer with her overalls down, greenish cow manure stuck to her udders and belly. It's a comical and grotesque image that made me laugh like an idiot and throw up a little in my mouth. Scroll down the page and you'll see even more horrible shit. I say "crap" literally and figuratively.

The first picture shows a redheaded woman with no clothes on. It is hard to tell that she is naked because she is waist-deep in a pit of cow manure. It is as thick as mud and has soaked her entire body, down to her neck. It's a shame, because underneath it all, she seems to have a trim body.

Of course, you don't think that's a shame. If you're reading this, the smell of farts probably gives you a raging boner. Just looking at this picture, you can almost smell feces.

But it begs the question of whether it is feces or something else. I wonder if the use of animal feces is bestiality or if it is a different fetish altogether.

Cow feces tastes like shit, but it's not half as bad as human feces. Think about it. The tangy smell of human diarrhea is one of the nastiest smells to the nose. Millions of years of evolution have told you to stay away from your own feces, they are poisonous and will kill you. Compared to potajones on a hot day, the smell of a ripe cow tortilla is like a walk in a sunny field.

Maybe they disagree. Maybe it doesn't matter. Cows defecate far more often than humans do, so the grotesque women in ManureFetish's works have a lot more brown dirt to play with.

Jerking off while soaked in cow feces

Often you hear stories of scum being arrested at festivals hiding in filthy rooms of simple toilets. One woman went in there to take a leak and saw a slimy face staring back at her. In this case, there would be barely more than a dozen contents "in stock" and more dung porn than anywhere else in the entire world.

The most amazing thing about this store is that most of the material is male, not female. The only picture for women is that of Emily, while for men theirMaybe playing with dirt up your ass is what you do when you have sex on the farm.

It's different for everyone, I guess. It doesn't matter to me, I have a manure fetish, but I'm not one of that very small percentage of the audience that gets a boner from sticking my face in a cow pie. If you have an erotic obsession with livestock excrement, where else would you look. You'll have to take a look.