Every time I'm forced to talk about this fucking game, I start cramping. Congratulations, fuck you - you managed to find one porn game that actually makes me sick by its depravity. No, not because there is a rape scene. No, I don't mind violence. I've honestly seen some pretty bad shit in all sorts of porn games that deal with torture, violence and all sorts of fucked up behavior. I think the whole point of Evenicle is to string you with charm and innocence until you start forgetting you're playing an adult game. It's like being bombarded and your inner child dying more and more with each cutscene.

That said, my inner child died long ago when I discovered a video of a Japanese woman shoving a live eel into her anus, so I don't have much to lose.Let's talk about Evenicle . If you don't mind, start at the top. I still had gore and rape scenes in my head, so I jumped into the action there.

Very Japanese

Evenicle ticks all the boxes on a long list of expected Japanese video game tropes. There is your general kinky protagonist who is a random guy with an average build, a huge cock and dreams of fucking a virgin pussy. He also has two sisters who appear to be underage, but are definitely not. In fact, having sex with them is his life goal.

He's forgettable, but he's likeable. He's attractive, but he doesn't stand out too much. Women don't think much of him when they first meet him, but find him attractive after getting to know him. At least the game isn't played in school.

I am sick and tired of these tropes and the general way they write babes in these stories. Don't get me wrong, I love submissive bitches. At first he goes to the front, then he digs holes and begs for cock, but new porn in his game makes him old after seeing him for the 100th time. That said, Evenicle has enough of its own concept to keep things fresh. The characters are generic, so is the art, but the production quality is high, and the world is... messed up beyond all perception.

Magical world of cock slaves

I haven't played Evenicle in a few months, so it's a blur at the moment, but I'll put it in bullet points. The world of Evenicle was created by a benevolent goddess who cares about humans and wants them to grow up healthy and happy. This is why she breathes their necks with very authoritarian rules about how cocks and cats can be used. She curses anyone who has sex outside of marriage or anyone straight up.There is no way to escape this curse. Having sex with anyone other than her husband or wife messes you up.

However, there are some exceptions. The goddess was kind enough to add a fine print that allowed a man to have as many wives as he liked. However, they must become holy knights who serve and protect the people. That's why the hero of Evencle wants to be a knight. As his knighthood rose, he forgave another wife. That's how the system works. Ideally, he aspires to become the greatest knight who has ever lived, and in doing so he can seduce his hot sister into marrying him.

Don't miss the fact that these ridiculous rules have a free anti-cheat system built into them. You can hit all wives, but your wife can only hit you. Did the goddess say something about having an orgy with his wife? Like, how does it work. Is it considered cheating if their pussies rub together? Technically, your wives are not married to each other. I fucking don't know Well, this is a porn game, so don't overthink it.

Curse of Slut Shame

So you might be wondering what actually happens to a woman who has extramarital sex, well, the black ring is on her one of her appendages, usually on her one finger. appear around. The ring cannot be removed. It's magic. If desired, the whole damn finger can be amputated. Just grow elsewhere. You cannot escape the curse. The whole world has always known you to be a slut, and this will never change. Luckily, our boys are smart and can get married before they whack the chick.

However, rings are not just for decoration. Being cursed for life has some serious downsides. Life is suffering around you wherever you go. You cannot grow crops. Pets are not allowed. If they don't drive you out of town, they will die and the general health of those around you will suffer a severe decline. That is exactly why all cursed individuals are shunned by friends and family and society at large. They are free to live if they want to, but they have to go elsewhere. They are not allowed to approach pure hearts.

You may already be blown away, but wait. there is always more. I frankly haven't told you the best part of the rules. If you are raped by a chick it is still considered cheating and cursed. So let's say you're a woman and you care about your own business. And then a bunch of horny-ass bandits strolled through your village and decided to run a train in your hole. They'll let you live for sure, but you'll never be allowed to see your loved ones again. I feel Maybe if you're a sadist you'll freak out from this kind of crap, but seeing people suffer existential meltdowns isn't my cup of tea. Do you have.

Journey to the Knights

That's about 90% of the premise of this game. The rest is very irrelevant information that you can discover on your own. Then there's the actual gameplay. Well, as a turn-based JRPG, it's the best. It's a little worse than a new Final Fantasy game, but it's still pretty tolerable for a porn game. We have a lot. It's a great looking game.

In between are littered with visual novel-themed two-dimensional cutscenes of him. yeah...you know how much i love them. It was ironic. It's hard to convey sarcasm in writing. I hate visual novels. They drone for way too long before I see some boobs. Well, this game doesn't have that problem, but it still managed to slow down the boobs.

Kill lots of random creatures in the world of Evenicle in order to level up your character, earn gold, buy new items and prepare yourself better. Kill more random creatures. This is an infinite loop that works well for non-porn games. Personally, I spend my days playing porn games and banging loads on my cum socks.

That's pretty shit

Despite all the delays, lengthy storylines, painstaking questlines, and all the terrible monster fights, there are still plenty of quality cats in this game. We counted quality sexual encounters. All this shit was quality erotic art that could easily be jacked off. It is uncensored and very diverse. There are romantic vaginal sex, hardcore anal, and even rape-murder scenes. This game is pretty wild.

I recommend checking out the gameplay videos to see if you enjoy the core mechanics in action. The game is pretty expensive, so I wouldn't recommend buying it to see what it's like.If you're not into JRPG porn games, you won't enjoy it. Then there's also the fact that you'll have to put up with some pretty violent rape scenes if you want to get through the whole game.

Every time I'm forced to talk about this fucking game, I start cramping. Congratulations, fuck you - you managed to find one porn game that actually makes me sick by its depravity. No, not because there is a rape scene. No, I don't mind violence. I've honestly seen some pretty bad shit in all sorts of porn games that deal with torture, violence and all sorts of fucked up behavior. I think the whole point of Evenicle is to string you with charm and innocence until you start forgetting you're playing an adult game. It's like being bombarded and your inner child dying more and more with each cutscene. That said, my inner child died long ago when I discovered a video of a Japanese woman shoving a live eel into her anus, so I don't have much to lose.Let's talk about Evenicle . If you don't mind, start at the top. I still had gore and rape scenes in my head, so I jumped into the action there. very Japanese Evenicle ticks all the boxes on a long list of expected Japanese video game tropes. There is your general kinky protagonist who is a random guy with an average build, a huge cock and dreams of fucking a virgin pussy. He also has two sisters who appear to be underage, but are definitely not. In fact, having sex with them is his life goal. He's forgettable, but he's likeable. He's attractive, but he doesn't stand out too much. Women don't think much of him when they first meet him, but find him attractive after getting to know him. At least the game isn't played in school. I am sick and tired of these tropes and the general way they write babes in these stories. Don't get me wrong, I love submissive bitches. At first he goes to the front, then he digs holes and begs for cock, but new porn in his game makes him old after seeing him for the 100th time. That said, Evenicle has enough of its own concept to keep things fresh. The characters are generic, so is the art, but the production quality is high, and the world is... messed up beyond all perception. Magical world of cock slaves I haven't played Evenicle in a few months, so it's a blur at the moment, but I'll put it in bullet points. The world of Evenicle was created by a benevolent goddess who cares about humans and wants them to grow up healthy and happy. This is why she breathes their necks with very authoritarian rules about how cocks and cats can be used. She curses anyone who has sex outside of marriage or anyone straight up.There is no way to escape this curse. Having sex with anyone other than her husband or wife messes you up. However, there are some exceptions. The goddess was kind enough to add a fine print that allowed a man to have as many wives as he liked. However, they must become holy knights who serve and protect the people. That's why the hero of Evencle wants to be a knight. As his knighthood rose, he forgave another wife. That's how the system works. Ideally, he aspires to become the greatest knight who has ever lived, and in doing so he can seduce his hot sister into marrying him. Don't miss the fact that these ridiculous rules have a free anti-cheat system built into them. You can hit all wives, but your wife can only hit you. Did the goddess say something about having an orgy with his wife? Like, how does it work. Is it considered cheating if their pussies rub together? Technically, your wives are not married to each other. I fucking don't know Well, this is a porn game, so don't overthink it. Curse of Slut Shame So you might be wondering what actually happens to a woman who has extramarital sex, well, the black ring is on her one of her appendages, usually on her one finger. appear around. The ring cannot be removed. It's magic. If desired, the whole damn finger can be amputated. Just grow elsewhere. You cannot escape the curse. The whole world has always known you to be a slut, and this will never change. Luckily, our boys are smart and can get married before they whack the chick. However, rings are not just for decoration. Being cursed for life has some serious downsides. Life is suffering around you wherever you go. You cannot grow crops. Pets are not allowed. If they don't drive you out of town, they will die and the general health of those around you will suffer a severe decline. That is exactly why all cursed individuals are shunned by friends and family and society at large. They are free to live if they want to, but they have to go elsewhere. They are not allowed to approach pure hearts. You may already be blown away, but wait. there is always more. I frankly haven't told you the best part of the rules. If you are raped by a chick it is still considered cheating and cursed. So let's say you're a woman and you care about your own business. And then a bunch of horny-ass bandits strolled through your village and decided to run a train in your hole. They'll let you live for sure, but you'll never be allowed to see your loved ones again. I feel Maybe if you're a sadist you'll freak out from this kind of crap, but seeing people suffer existential meltdowns isn't my cup of tea. Do you have. Journey to the Knights That's about 90% of the premise of this game. The rest is very irrelevant information that you can discover on your own. Then there's the actual gameplay. Well, as a turn-based JRPG, it's the best. It's a little worse than a new Final Fantasy game, but it's still pretty tolerable for a porn game. We have a lot. It's a great looking game. In between are littered with visual novel-themed two-dimensional cutscenes of him. yeah...you know how much i love them. It was ironic. It's hard to convey sarcasm in writing. I hate visual novels. They drone for way too long before I see some boobs. Well, this game doesn't have that problem, but it still managed to slow down the boobs. Kill lots of random creatures in the world of Evenicle in order to level up your character, earn gold, buy new items and prepare yourself better. Kill more random creatures. This is an infinite loop that works well for non-porn games. Personally, I spend my days playing porn games and banging loads on my cum socks. that's pretty shit Despite all the delays, lengthy storylines, painstaking questlines, and all the terrible monster fights, there are still plenty of quality cats in this game. We counted quality sexual encounters. All this shit was quality erotic art that could easily be jacked off. It is uncensored and very diverse. There are romantic vaginal sex, hardcore anal, and even rape-murder scenes. This game is pretty wild. I recommend checking out the gameplay videos to see if you enjoy the core mechanics in action. The game is pretty expensive, so I wouldn't recommend buying it to see what it's like.If you're not into JRPG porn games, you won't enjoy it. Then there's also the fact that you'll have to put up with some pretty violent rape scenes if you want to get through the whole game.