How's it going, horny guys? You've been busy folding dicks, haven't you? I have a treat for you today. Might be the perfect way to rest your arm. (Don't you ever get tired of pulling on that little thing? It must be tiring. Haha. That right arm must be about the same size as Terry Crews. Anyway, depending on how horny you are right now, what I'm about to show you might give you something else to do besides pulling your dick.

Don't worry, I'm not going to recommend any Netflix movies. Besides, you might get off on this stuff anyway, I looked in the "funny" category on Pornhub. Yes, that's right. The great Pornhub; there's nothing on this site that has anything to do with dicks or pussy, so there's no way you're going to find a stupid video. People tend to upload the most random shit there.

Remember when Germany beat Brazil in the 2014 World Cup? I will never forget reading the headline in the paper: 'Pornhub begs users to stop uploading videos of Brazil losing 7-1'. That shitty article was priceless. Many Germans would have been thrilled to see it. Hahaha.

But I'm not going to recommend some random video uploaded by those idiots. Today I'm going to show you some hilarious uploads of people who have failed at sex and who express their quirky personalities through sex. Now, give your penis a rest and get ready to laugh.

Good old Pornhub

Pornhub's design needs no explanation. It's a fucking Pornhub. You know the design. It should be etched in your brain like your sister's lingerie set. Pornhub is black and orange, with ads for "single mothers in your area" and "Jerkmat." But of course, you're probably already registered, so you don't need those ads anymore.

Until the world's power grid is broken, its minimalist design will be maintained. But I bet just seeing those colors will make you hard. They train you really well.

Funny Sexy Content

You won't find any other content like this, and Pornhub's "funny" category has some of the weirdest shit I've ever seen. Honestly, you won't find anything else like this. Where else would you find a guy fucking a girl and then shooting bullets into his own mouth because he's cumming so hard? Haha. I'm telling you. Some of this shit is fucking biblical.

There is a weird kind of content in this category, and while porn actors aren't necessarily known for their creative content, some of this fucking footage is seriously entertaining. There are also videos of people who are obviously high. I stumbled across one video where a guy was high on a couple of things, and he was just trying to get his head around it. Afterwards the guy was laughing like it was no big deal. There are plenty of guys who would kill for that kind of confidence. Why don't you subscribe to him and ask him for his tips on how to make hot girls want to suck his small, smelly dick?

There is plenty of content here that you can use to feel better about your sexual inadequacies. But be careful not to get too carried away and jerk off.

The good news.

Some of these videos of goofy girls getting too high are truly hilarious. You will most likely find something in this category that will make you laugh uncontrollably. This is the kind of stuff that makes you jealous that YouTube can't put it on their site. I mean, where else can you find a video of a girl sneezing for 10 minutes? You think this is a joke? This video does exist. Search for "Miss Jenni P" and you will find a video of her lying on a bed and releasing her pussy for 10 minutes.

How can she do that? I can't even fart. I'm sure there are many people who have watched that video and indulged in masturbation.

When you need to give your cock a break from the relentless torture, there is a huge amount of ridiculous content here for you to enjoy. That's why I think "Rule 34" really works. In this case, however, it's more like "as long as you can think of it, it probably exists".

What was not so good about it

I don't know why such a large organization thinks it's okay to conflate shitty content. If I am looking at the "funny" category, why should I have to sort through a bunch of videos that have nothing to do with being funny? While there is content for anyone with a sense of humor and a half-decent sense of excitement, some of it is just plain porn.

No, Pornhub; there is nothing funny about hot beautiful women fucking their landlords. Where's the joke in that? They probably know that desperate horndogs will be distracted by these goofy naked girls and eventually want to jerk off to whatever.

Also, I was quite disappointed in the comments section of this video; Pornhub commenters are usually fucking rich. I was expecting top notch comments, but most of the comments were just "nice" and "hot". For every one of these ridiculous videos, there was definitely at least one guy who busted up because he felt the video was hot enough.

Conclusion.

Pornhub's "funny" category has plenty to keep you entertained until you finally get your dick bleeding again. There is also a lot of irrelevant content, but it is worth browsing for a good laugh. And you will feel good about yourself after watching these guys prematurely ejaculate. Next time you are with a girl, you can show her this video and say, "See, it happens to everyone.