Red light center. MMO RPG for adults from Utherverse. Some old bastards remember the early days of cybersex. Had to wait 10 minutes for a dialup connection. Then I exchanged dirty messages with a guy who said he was a horny teenager. Now all I do is play RedLightCenter. The game lets you use the magic of virtual reality to thrust a venous digital cock into a busty computer slut.

This is the evolution of boring old sex chats. They required multitasking on your part and required you to masturbate, type, and imagine every action. You get nice visuals.

Live your fantasy

The Red Light Center's landing page features a marquee that says "LIVE YOUR FANTASIES" in large letters. Two computer girls with tattoos decorate the screen, showing off their breasts. Some have pierced nipples. I think this is the level of realism you can expect from this game. not bad.

Above the text are several social media icons. They have 3,500 followers on their Twitter page and about 11,000 followers on Facebook. They just openly talk about their masturbation habits with everyone they know.

The link to the PornHub RedLightCenter page contains several gaming sex videos. They have over a million views, so they're hot enough for people to go crazy over them.

RedLightCenter prides itself on being "the world's largest virtual adult community of thousands of real, fun and open people looking forward to meeting someone like you." This sentence was interesting enough for me to hit the play button now.

Build a virtual self

RedLightCenter asks you to choose a virtual avatar before pushing you to sign up. You can choose beautiful stallions or hot chicks. A small note says that later in the game you will be able to change your appearance or buy a completely new one. Because we need a more beautiful and stronger avatar that could match the real one.

Then it's time for a quick registration. After selecting a name and providing an email address, the download page will be displayed. RedLightCenter used to be only available for PC, but now Mac users can join in on a whim too. The Windows option allowed for a 305 MB download and a few seconds later the home screen appeared.

This page introduces some of the social media features built into RedLightCenter. My profile picture and all information is blank, but I'll fill it in later. You have 1 message in your inbox. This is probably a normal welcome message. I'm new so I don't have friend requests, comments or gifts.

RedLightSystem uses a points system to track popularity, karma, sexiness and friendliness. My grade is currently zero, so I think I better work on being a decent and compassionate sex pervert. No, I'm just saying.

A series of tabs gives you access to other pages such as your profile, posts, photos, and properties. I'll check the details online later, but for now I'd like to see the download I just completed.

Geiko, Sarah MacLachlan, My Cock

The game installer asks for "at least 576.6 MB", which is enough for me. I was afraid that I would be forced to download a 4 terabyte digital BDSM dungeon, but I don't think I need to worry. Not yet.

The game installed in just a few minutes. After clicking "Done" and launching Red Light Center, I waited a few more minutes to load and review the terms and conditions before playing the game.

You know what the hell is interesting. I heard a Geico ad play and I was sure it was a pop-up ad from a forgotten tab. It turned out that the first clue loaded by RedLightCenter was an ad. The ads also pause when you leave the window, so you have no choice but to listen to everything if you want to play.

The ad turned out to be part of a radio station that couldn't be turned off. At the very least, it would be a less intrusive feature if you could change stations. I really don't want to hear that lame old lady rock.

Maybe it's just played just because you start the game in some dance club. When you step onto the dance floor, the dance begins. I hope this is enough, but you know why I'm here. this is not a dance.

Some of the other players are dancing, and some are having a good conversation in the text chat in the corner of the screen. If you want to log in, there is a voice chat. Nobody is naked.

I found a row of virtual computer monitors in the corner of the room. You will see helpful screens on what the virtual world wide web is, how to become a working girl, and more. They all just point different links to your web browser and take you out of the game.No one can tell you where the virtual cream pie is or how to make the cream.

So where is the sex.

We found a large tv screen above the bar offering a tour of the place. yes, that's what I'm looking for. Too bad the annoying radio keeps playing while I'm playing the video.

I strained my ears to hear a virtual man on a virtual screen trying to talk about a Geico ad or a Barenaked Ladies song. He went on to talk about how to create your avatar the way you want it and live a rich and fulfilling fake life.

From the looks of it, RedLightCenter can make your wildest dreams of being a reality star or opening a physical store come true. To be honest, it felt like barbie doll crap to me. I don't really care about setting things up like my virtual dream home.

The man eventually hinted that if you look in the Overview tab, you will find adult classes and various live events. The video showed that it was a dance club and a strip club.

Now things get interesting. The pre-recorded guy told me he was going to answer some general questions before exploring the RedLightCenter. He ruined everything for me.

That's how they get you

Apparently the most frequently asked question is, "What is a VIP membership." I have already seen several proposals combined into one, and yes, I was interested.

The man offered some VIP membership perks that I quickly forgot about. They were stupid and didn't matter, so I quickly forgot about it. The key was when it said after a few seconds that you need to become a VIP member to unlock the sex feature.

This asshole made his choice in favor of virtual sex. A computer whore with an AV actress body straddled a male penis in a club. It's a kind of publicity, but at the same time virtuality, weirdness and sexuality that my brain can't fully unlock.

They also offer a premium membership with a few extra features for a few extra dollars. You may also need to buy fake RedLightCenter money with real money.

Virtual currency seems useful. You can use it to pay for one of RedLightCenter's virtual escorts. He appears to be wearing red clothes, so please open your eyes. I'm sure strip clubs use the same currency.

If you're looking for T&A in VR, it's here, but requires investment. Fans of role-playing games and VR chats will love building relationships that lead to deep and meaningful cybersex, while others will have to hire virtual working girls. Either way, you need a RedLightCenter VIP membership to get fucked in their world.