I've said it before and I'll say it again: the Internet is for porn. Unfortunately, not all porn sites are created equal, and many have a weird mix of super and shitty features, while others can be complete crap. Rarely, you can find something that ranges from good to goofy to great.

Where does Spizoo fall on that quantified spectrum of sex? Keep scrolling to find out, friendly fuckers.

There are sexy scenes and there are sexy scene stealers.

The first two signs of a gawky site are crappy production values and dirty girls.Spizoo has some of the hottest talent on the web, so good news right off the bat. There are girls of all different bust sizes, bust types, and skin tones, and they are all drop dead gorgeous. No matter what they look like, these girls are extremely talented at penis sucking, penis riding, cunnilingus, and all of your favorite fap content.

We have industry legends like Jessica Jaymes, as well as new faces (often covered in cum) like Nora Ivy, Kristi Love, and Daya Knight.

(By the way, these are my official "starter" recommendations).

Oh, and for the cuck lovers and interracial lovers out there, in addition to having girls of every color of the human rainbow, many male performers tend to be on the brown spectrum.

Mother Mercy (...) Membership is cheap...

To get the good stuff, you have to pay some coin. Most sites charge an average of $20 or $30 a month, or even $40 a month or more. Cheapskates, Spizoo's standard fee is $29.95 per month, but you can get away with a longer term membership for much less.

For example, a three-month membership for which you paid $59.95 at one time will cost you $19.98 each 30 days. Plus, if you pay the annual membership fee of $119.88, your monthly outlay is only $10.

I'm still not sure this site is worth it; you can get a 2-day trial membership for $1 and start there. Whichever way you get started, we think you'll be pleased with the results.

Plus, with a paid Spizoo membership, you get all the great content I just mentioned, plus much more.

... And you get access to more smut sites.

That's right, when you sign up through this site, you get full access to a network dedicated to nudity." What could be more fun on Spizoo?" You might be thinking, "Well, the Spizoo network has even more types of pornography than the main site, taking erotic entertainment to a whole new level! Fasten your seatbelts and get ready to go hands-free nuts.

We could do a full review of each site, and some of you may have already done so, but to satisfy your curiosity, here is a brief description of all the other websites on the network.

First Class POV - For those unfamiliar or new to porn, POV stands for Point of View. This means that unlike traditional pornography, the camera is positioned from a third-person perspective, i.e., away from the buttocks. Unlike FCPOV and many other porn sites, however, this site does not pretend that the performers are "real" girls. Instead, it touts the fact that these girls are professional porn stars with hot, beautiful breasts.

Plus, if I may speak from personal experience, the experience is one you will never forget...ever wanted to fuck a porn star? This is the closest you'll ever get. Please take a look and enjoy.

Jessica Jaymes XXX - As we mentioned before, Mistress Jessica Jaymes is one of Spizoo's leading starlets. It seems that her influence has led to her having her own website. So, if you want to sample Spizoo's many major attractions but find yourself sticking with Jaymes, this specialized site is just for you.

Porn Tease - It's often said that all porn must focus on fucking. That's great, but it can make for other kinds of great grooves, like masturbation. Some people, like me, think that one of the best parts of porn is the girls doing nothing but masturbating.

If that's the case, check out this nifty site. Whether it's fingers, dildos, vibrators, or something more exotic, nothing is off limits for these girls to cum.

And you will be doing the same with these women.

Summing up Spizoo

And here is the climax of the review, the crescendo comment that sums up all of this kooky content. Now, as if it isn't obvious from what I said above, Spizoo is a fap-tastic website. The girls are gorgeous, the scene is sexy, the membership is affordable, and all the best and most basic things are here.

There aren't many community features, but the fact that you get six more sexy sites as a member of Spizoo is a nice bonus that keeps members happy. Other than that, not too much else to complain about.