Ten years ago, social media was a nice, low-key way to masturbate to sexy pictures of colleagues and sexy cousins, with sites like Snapchat, Instagram and OnlyFans, where a new generation of attention whores tried to make themselves look like Internet celebrities. It only made the perverts feel better. Even though most people don't associate the microblogging platform with sex, Tumblr has been really trying to shake their dicks lately.

Tumbl.com gets millions of visitors a day. Most of them don't masturbate like you or I do. But with such a large user base there must be a lot of frustrated motherfuckers, sexual exhibitionists and total perverts. Today, if you type the word "Sex" into the search bar, you'll see a huge amount of adult content sent in by users. Click on the link if you want to view it from the comfort of your own home.

More users, more pornography.

Tumblr.com has been around since 2007, and while it never got as big as MySpace, it didn't suddenly disappear like the former social media giant. They've always occupied their own weird space, and at least half the time you're probably thinking, "Who the hell uses Tumblr."

It's certainly an ambiguous phenomenon. Right now, content like awkward anime memes, nature photos, inspirational quotes for soccer moms and angry mini-replies against social justice are trending on the site's front page. None of them involve porn, sex or beautiful naked women. I had to scroll for a few minutes before I saw a model in lingerie with lots of fashion-related hashtags.

Like on Reddit, sex is not immediately apparent, but with so many users, it's probably one of the most deeply rooted. As soon as you type in the word "sex," the flavor of the site changes completely. I love the selection of relevant hashtags that come up when you search - Love, Couple, Hot, Daddy, Relationships.

The people on Tumblr.com seem more perverted than one would assume by the crap they advertise on the front page. When you think about sex, it's okay to think about love, couples and relationships, and the popularity of #daddy says a lot about the users here.

But what's immediately striking is that Tumblr doesn't really post NSFW content: even in the sex section, you won't find sliding wombs, penetrating anuses, dick-filled mouths, or even horrible nipples. There are a few skin-tight, semi-nude couples cuddling with each other, but the most poignant images are of beautiful butts. Panties seem necessary, but thankfully they don't have to hide much.

What's going on with this site.

I could have sworn I was rubbing off on Tumblr.com a bit at one time, but the bong I had with the Viagra for breakfast made me doubt myself. But with a little digging, I turned out to be right: in 2013, more than 20% of Tumblr's contentOf course, you can't always shrug your shoulders at most of them, but the site has a wide variety of sex-related material. Recent posts include information about COVID-19, a pillow that says "WE HAD SEX HERE," and a mixtape called "Songs to eat you out to." As Tumblr.com itself is in its heyday, a soundtrack to cunnilingus in an outdated media format is appropriate.

Scroll down far enough in the new crap and you'll find a fat Asian girl showing off her makeup. Still below are vintage photos of a girl posing in a black negligee and a naked couple fucking in a wad of money. The photos are taken from the waist up, and the girls' breasts are covered by a man, so they are pretty enough to masturbate on the bus without the Karens being offended by "pornography."

Tumblr.com was once a paradise for pornographic videos, photos and amateur lesbian experiments. However, to attract a broader user base and more advertising dollars, they cleaned it up. Nevertheless, the site is still filled with a steady stream of downloads with the "#sex" tag. They're almost equally SFW, but at least they'll keep your penis hard until you can get some privacy and enjoy some real sex.