I was moping around while writing this review, and the whole time I was telling myself: there's no reason to talk about Twitch, Twitch is just a gaming platform, Twitch tossers will die out, they'll get banned from the platform, and so on and so forth. That's the way it's going to be. I couldn't be more wrong. I know that most notable things on the Internet eventually degenerate into pornography, but I'm among those classics who believe that pornography and children's spaces should not mix, and Twitch was originally a platform where young people could hang out and play video games that people all over the world It was the best place to watch streams coming one after another. Those days are gone, now Twitch is one of the best places to admire huge fat boobs and creepy sexually suggestive content.

I'm not usually one to rush to a review just because I see a site with sexy women on it. I'm not a pig. I only masturbate to women I want to masturbate to, porn stars are free and some women strip for money. Strippers are also part of porn, but what about women on Twitch. I watch the ASMR section on Twitch, which has nothing to do with ASMR - ASMR content is designed to trigger a reaction in the brain that sends shivers down the spine, pleasurable sensations, and in some cases drowsiness. It's thought to be a great way to relax, get upset, fall asleep, or at least take a sedative. However, the ASMR section on Twitch has literally nothing to do with any of the above.

It's not really ASMR.

First of all, ASMR is not something that ranks alongside phapping. Nor is it a sexual experience. It is a healing experience, like yoga or incense. It's not supposed to be erotic. But it is on Twitch. 99% of the platform's content consists of young women with big boobs licking a 3D binaural microphone that mimics a real human ear. You can put on headphones and make it look like a girl is licking your ear. The combination of sound, visuals and huge, juicy boobs is a great run worthy of a fap. It's a fap festival. It's a fap extravaganza. It's not ASMR; it's a live-camera flop on a PG-13 site. I don't understand how they can do this, but they get away with it because they're not actually breaking any laws.

If they are underwater, they are even allowed to be semi-nude in thongs and bras. You are even allowed to be nearly naked in a pool or bathtub if you are in the water (PG-13 compliant). Combine these outfits with water and ASMR performances, and you get huge wet boobs and lots of audio. But what makes the ASMR section unique is that even though the babes are fully clothed and have no erotic taste at all, the content is still pretty damn arousing. Instead, they think it involves dirty talk, ear whispering and licking.

Seriously, it's so much licking. I don't understand why there's so much licking. Sometimes couples lick the microphone, byObviously, these women have only one goal: not ASMR-relaxation. They want you to have a hard time and they want you to need them.

Sacrifice them at your discretion. Personally, I'd rather save that money on an OnlyFans subscription, but if you really appreciate their work, it wouldn't hurt to throw some money away on Twitch thots. Besides, most kids.