I knew the UK Adult Zone was my place before I even visited it. I mean, the name speaks for itself. It's a little strange that the word "adult" refers only to age and is immediately associated with boobs, boners, and sex. Adults are interested in more things than sex, at least that's what I've been told, and anyway, we both know why we're here. In fact, that's the very reason I created my site, ThePornDude.

UKAdultZone.com features escorts, dominatrixes, transvestites and other UK sex workers. (The domain has been in operation for nearly 20 years, with more than 500,000 visitors a month. Those numbers alone are enough to help me have sex tonight. Now I was checking my bank account and looking for women who fit my budget.

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When I opened the UKAdultZone homepage, it only partially loaded. It's clean and elegant, but the top of the page displays a list of Trending Towns in a similar format to what's in the footer of the site. But it would be much easier to read if there were text or graphics between the header and Trending Towns.

That's not to say, however, that this layout is ugly. I've seen some very crude escort sites, but these guys have nice logos and clearly took some time to make things look nice. After a little descriptive text about escorts (which I think is posted at the top), we find the latest site update. This is the kind of thumbnail view I like to see on escort sites, displaying the latest available paid pussy as a menu of X-rated images. UK Adult Zone allows candid photos, so you won't be fed chicks with hairy asses. And if you want to have fun on your own, you can watch a lot of T&A for free.

You will soon realize that there is plenty of entertainment in the Adult Zone in the UK. This is one of the most important indicators of any escort site, because you're not going to spend the night in a fucking ghost town. The front page is full of new, active escorts offering their services. Update it after I wrote this paragraph and I have a whole new selection of chicks to choose from. Most of them have AVAILABLE TODAY icons on their photos, so you can get them right now.

There are filters at the top and you can choose female escorts, agency, male, tranny/TV, massage and dominatrix. I wish the filter options were a little different, but I like that they have a nice, wide selection of escort services to choose from. Honestly, I would love to remove hairy male boobs, dicks, and butts because it would ruin every woman's view.

Also, UKAdultZone doesn't have an advanced search function. If you're looking for something specific, it can be very frustrating. The most frustrating thing is that the site allows women to create elaborate profiles listing all their likes, talents and statistics, but there is no search or filtering option. If only a basic search function had been implemented to sift through the information, the usability of this site would have been greatly improved.

Where do you want to get pussy tonight.

Escort sites are always local, as it makes no sense to look for prostitutes on the other side of the country. That's why UKAdultZone.com has listings in a wide variety of cities in the UK. From the North Island to Wales to Scotland, everywhere, find a BBW mistress to step on your balls in Bedform, go to Worcester and get your Asian ass. From Chesterfield to Crawley, Southampton to Stockport, Wimbledon to Worthing, you can find something to suit your needs.

I clicked on London escorts and found a list of 45 whores. The last babe, Julia, poses for a miniature in stockings and with her ass up, and on her front page is the best prostate massage and strapon. Next to her is Kayla, an exotic woman who describes herself as "a Caribbean babe who loves young cams." Blondes, brunettes, a few blacks and a surprisingly large number of Asians fill the pages, accompanied by several men.

A blond babe with pigtails and a hand full of lollipops caught my attention. I went to her UKAdultZone profile to see what she could do for me. In addition to a gallery of sexy photos, she lists interests such as BDSM, deep throat, face sitting and rimming. Some sites force everyone to use a secret code that a novice John can't understand, but the ads, like the photos, are frank and specific about what they do.

It's also more detailed: the good thing about UK Adult Zone is that it lets the ladies show their rates, so you don't have to negotiate on the spot.Contact information, such as hours of operation and phone numbers, is also listed there. Visitors do not need to register to see contact information, so there is no paper or electronic trail for your wife. She doesn't need to know that you fuck transvestites with bigger tits and bigger dicks than hers.

Let me know what you think.

Honestly, friends: I'm a little skeptical that the last profile I saw was real." She" fills in some information about herself, and the three photos of her that are available look like they were taken from a nude magazine. If she worked for a major escort agency, the photos wouldn't give me a chance to pose, she's a freelancer.

Fraud has always been a concern for escorts, the oldest profession in the world, and that hasn't changed with the spread of the Internet. However, even with the widespread spread of the Internet, the way to protect yourself from scammers remains the same: at UKAdultZone.com, you can find user reviews, which are a huge help in finding legitimate and talented escorts. If you're a regular visitor to ThePornDude, you know that for me this is the deciding or deciding factor regarding escort directories.

Unfortunately, that chick I poked for an erection has no reviews - perhaps because she's too new, or because she's a fake. At any rate, I soon discovered another London escort service with a more obvious experience. I have to register an account to leave my review, but I like to help my fellow perverts.

Interact with lecherous women over the phone.

Most escort sites are useless if you're outside the region in which they're registered, but UKAdultZone has something up their sleeve. They also have a decent selection of phone sex operators. Many young perverts think phone sex died years ago, but it's alive and thriving on sites like this one.

The babes listed in the phone sex section are usually available for in-person meetings, but it's great to be able to talk to a pretty girl while you're sitting on the toilet at work. I was immediately attracted to this sexy girl on the bus, wearing a black bra and bunny ears. If I don't stick my dick in a real girl tonight, I might call her.

UKAdultZone.com, in general, is exactly what adults like me want in an area created for me: bareback with a 19-year-old prostitute, a blowjob from a blonde, old-fashioned phone sex with a MILF who's been doing it for years, and adult desire seeded immediately This is the place where you can get your needs met. The site gets enough traffic and attention, so the lineup is always full and in rotation. That means you have some serious choices to make about how to spend this weekend.