When someone sent me a link to Vave this morning and asked if I wanted to take a look, I figured I would spend another afternoon masturbating to beautiful girls and orgy movies. Imagine my surprise when the site turned out to be dedicated to a completely different vice. That site didn't do much to fill my old gym socks with millions of fetuses, but it did get my brain going with a wonderful cycle of risk/reward. See what I mean?

Vave.com is not a free sex tube, a premium porn pay site, or one of those amateur forums where dads share pictures of their moms and aunts. It's an online gambling hall of fame, with slots, betting, and live games. They are a new company and just starting to build their user base, so naturally I couldn't wait to get in there and see for myself. After the customary fap session after lunch, I was ready to get the site up and running and earn some money... If only I could.

Who can play in Vave?

First things first: not everyone can play at Vave. If you are trying to gamble from the US, you won't even be able to enter the front door without a VPN, instead you will get a message saying that your area is not allowed. The site's terms and conditions state: "Players from Belarus, Curacao, Estonia, Israel, Latvia, Lithuania, United Kingdom, United States of America and Cyprus are prohibited from playing real money betting games at Vave. They further say they cannot guarantee successful withdrawals or refunds in restricted countries. Canadian players are admitted, but not allowed to play NYX (NextGen) games.

That said, I was able to connect and easily set up an account from a country where I am not strictly allowed to play. It's up to you whether you want to take the risk or not, but it's gambling anyway, and from ThePornDude's list of betting sites, you can choose another more suitable site. But if you want to sneak past the security, I've provided some tips and resources in ThePornDude's ranking of the best VPN sites.

The landing page feels welcoming as hell, no matter where you're connecting from. It is sleek and well designed, with smooth gradients and easy links provided to various games and distractions. Some of the biggest perks are listed at the top of the front page, where Vave.com flaunts a nice welcome bonus offered to newbies.

They are currently offering a 100% bonus on first and second deposits, up to 100 USDT. You also get 100 free spins on your first deposit and 50 free spins on your second deposit. As always, we highly recommend checking the promotions pages of Vave and other online casinos. This is because they often have special offers that are not listed on the front page. Right now there is a high roller bonus of up to $2000 USDT at the casino, a Thursday reload bonus, and VIP programs at the casino and sportsbook.

When I received the Vave verification email I found another welcome bonus option listed. I hope that if and when this site 100% matures you will be able to bet on TV shows, award programs, politics, and other weird and unusual things. Even if it is something that will ruin the rest of your life, you may make some money from that crap, I am right.

Hit me or miss me.

After dropping some money on a few upcoming games, I headed over to the Vave.com Live Casino. Again, I found a great selection to risk my savings on, and Vave.com Live Casino offers live dealer versions of all the classic casino games. Popular picks at the top of the page include Live Roulette, Keno, Oracle 260, and Music Wheel. Below that are numerous variations of popular games such as blackjack, baccarat, and poker.

If these games look familiar, it's probably because Vave works with the same tried and trusted providers we've seen at other reputable online casinos, like Atmosfera, Goldenrace, Luckystreak, and Swintt. We are talking about brands. The slots on this site tell a similar, familiar story, although the list of providers is quite long.

Vave currently has over 3000 slots to play all day long. I am all for cranking the crank over and over again throughout your waking hours, even if it is a virtual crank. (In this case, even if it is a virtual crank, I support turning the crank over and over again throughout your waking hours (when you are ready to return to the physical crank, you know where to come to find your ideal porn site).

A demo version is also available, in case you've run out of money in your bank account or just like flashing lights. I ended up playing Dwarfs Fortune for a long time. I'm not going to say how much crypto I won (or lost) during that obscure period because I don't want you to be jealous (or sympathetic). You know how it goes.

Vave.com had only a few thousand visitors in August, but then its traffic exploded. After looking at the site for a while, it's easy to see why. The site looks good, works well, and is easy to navigate. In other words, nothing stands between you and different ways to gamble. Looks aside, the real attraction is in the sportsbook, slots, and table games, where the welcome bonus is the first hook. If nothing else, I suggest you increase your initial deposit and see how much the games keep you coming back. You have nothing to lose but time, money, and the respect of your peers.