Hentai. Don't get me wrong. Women in real life are not normal. I like to see them naked and waving their huge dicks around. But women have a built-in flaw -- their flesh is weak. Their bones can't support the weight and collapse under mechanical stress. So they can't live with the size of their breasts and buttocks. I'd rather see huge breasts than anyone else's, but I don't want to hang on a paraplegic woman.

Think about it, would you fuck a paraplegic woman. They don't need a dick, and their life sucks, so if your dick hand sucks, they won't even notice. What do you know. And if they did notice, what would they do. How bad would it be if you fuck a legless, sexless woman and she tells you to stop. I'd rather cut off my penis. For the third time, don't fuck that paralyzed bitch. Every reader would cut off his penis, and I'd be left with nothing.

Instead of being handicapped, why not jerk off to hentai. Hentai has all the absurd body proportions you crave, but only includes handicapped people if that's what you want. In fact, there's nothing to compare to the bitches in HENTAI. Some women have breasts that make up 70% of their entire body. If a real woman wore one, her spine would shrink to the size of a pen spring. She would become a puddle of boobs and nipples, slowly soaking into the carpet.

Breast physics.

I wouldn't want one of these women to produce breast milk. The hydrodynamic pressure to which milk is subjected is similar to the force exerted by the nucleus of a neutron star. Weak and strong nuclear forces create quark-gluon plasma because cohesion between elementary particles cannot be maintained. It looks like a gamma-ray burst when fired from the tip of a nipple. Not only does it cut the baby's head in half, but it can cut through the higher planes and tear the heads of all the copies of the baby in the multiverse.

This woman's chest would be like a biological railgun traveling at relativistic speeds. Depending on how close you are to the projectile, your perception of time would be very different from that of someone a few feet closer or farther away. Depending on the strength of the osmotic pressure of space-time - there will be a tear in subspace. If you want to see your family, don't dwell on it.

There is one good thing about all this crap. Your time-traveling mom's breast milk tastes good, it's rich in vitamins and nutrients. But, of course, your baby isn't growing at all. After all, no matter how nutritious the drink is, if you drink it at 80 percent of the speed of light, your body and its environment will become hazy.

On the other hand, when you watch hentai, you don't have to worry about betraying this world with milk from your boobs. All you have to think about is not getting your neighbor's duvet cover dirty with cum. I wouldn't want my roommate to do that to me.

There's no shortage of hentai porn on the Internet. Anime is not only available on specialized sites, but also on major video sites. Unfortunately, there is no shortage of shitty anime sites. No one wants to play on trash sites with a hard dick in their hand. That's why I recommend readers check out Xhentai.

Xhentai has everything I look for in a good hentai site. Detailed animations, unique stories, neat web design and lots of options. If you like simple, vanilla animation or want to see aliens, dragons and dwarves, you'll find it on Xhentai.

The site is great - it's a great place to find new anime. I like the dark backgrounds. Hentai is always best enjoyed in the middle of the night, away from the prying eyes of society. Just because a porn site is as brightly lit as the sun, it doesn't mean my eyes have to pop out.

The main menu is located at the top of the site and contains Home, Login, Registration, Languages, Movies, Categories, Porn Stars, Albums, Users, Paid Sites, Tags, Live Cam, Search Bar and Download. The search bar has five filters that you can apply. All, Video, Photo, Porn Stars and Members.

Anime may have originated in Japan, but it now has fans all over the world. That's why Xhentai offers a site translated into 11 languages, including German, Spanish, Italian, Polish, French and Portuguese. The distribution of anime is incredible. It would be inconceivable that so many men would be addicted to anime pornography on a global scale. Sure, it would be so in countries where real movies are banned, but who would have thought that millions of men would prefer it to live action.

You can already see that Xhentai does not host live cameras. We don't host live shows because Xhentai characters aren't real.If I broke your heart and you thought those bitches were actually alive, I'm sorry. I was joking, but some of you seem disappointed. Some of the animated characters can already be called porn stars, but the list of porn stars is also an advertisement.

On the left side is a list of categories. I love that Xhentai includes both a category list and a tag list. This combination makes it the perfect platform to explore the site, and all the usual suspects are included. In addition, content is captured at 60 frames per second. You'll feel your brain break when your dick shoots out of the ropes. Xhentai's most popular categories are 3D, Big Boobs, Hentai, Rough Sex, Teens, Monsters, Anal, Baby and Cream Pie.

The content thumbnails on the home page are divided into three categories. With nearly 10,000 videos on Xhentai, no matter how often you need to drain, you'll always find something new and exciting to watch.

PETA wouldn't want to have a goblin farm.

I promise you that Xhentai is not devoid of exciting content. I've never been a fan of high fantasy, but "goblin farm" might interest me. Pun. Usually the young maidens who roam near the goblin caves are kidnapped and chained to the farm for breeding. Now, here, all the goblins in the troop are freed from the goblin's sticky sperm. The story of this celebration of goblin fucking has inspired many groups of female warriors to come and free themselves. Inevitably, however, these women are captured, join the ranks of whores, and get their asses blown day and night.

In a world where wizards and sorcerers come and go freely, any number of sexual crimes occur every day. Therefore, events like those in Big Tits Mother-Daughter Elf Hypnosis 2 - Big Tits Perverted Elf Mother and Daughter face-fucking and Nakadashi are probably a daily occurrence.

The protagonist is an insatiable man who can cum as many times as he wants, no matter how much the bitch exhausts him. His stamina, however, is not innate. That's because he wears a ring called the Tree of Life. The Tree of Life is like the ultimate erection drug. Whenever he puts this ring on, he gets an erection. Fortunately, this man has only one job: to impregnate big-breasted pixies. Are there any applications.

Xhentai has more than enough to keep any hentai fan busy fucking dicks for months. That's why you'll love our selection of high-quality videos designed exclusively to "get rid" of "cum." The site is easy to navigate, so you'll have no trouble finding what works best for you.

There are several places where Xhentai could improve their services. We were most impressed with the need for the "Author and Illustrator" category. There are several authors that I keep coming back to, and I want to be able to review them.

It's time to stick my dick in the bag and enjoy a triple X goblin fuck-fest on Xhentai. You work so hard, don't you deserve it.