Are you tired of hooking up with a hot slut on a regular dating site only to find out that she is painfully vanilla in bed? This is an old story. You take them home for hardcore BDSM sex in an elaborate sex dungeon complete with swings, ropes, whips, and more. But they are not into it and think you are some sort of freak.

You can scoop the shit out of them many times before it becomes painful and as their loss. What if I told you that I know of a dating site that guarantees to match you with someone as kinky as you are, if not more so? Yeah, let's chin up. Oh wait, I should have thought that was a ball gag.

Anyway, this is Alt.com, a dating site for fetish freaks and kinky lovers. No more hiding a closet full of sex toys on the first date. If you're a dom, find a sub bitch who loves to call you daddy. If you're a sub, find a sexy, strong woman who takes charge. And if you're a switch, play that field like a dirty slut. With over 3 million site views each month, you can find (and maybe gag) your perfect match. And this matchmaker has been connecting and bonding kinky people since 1998.

Plenty of site options and features, but you need to be a premium member to use them.

Registration is easy and relatively free. Just enter your username, email address, and who you're interested in. You can even create a profile as a couple if you want to fuck other kinky couples. I say relatively free because you can't do much on the site without being a member, but I'll get to that limitation in a moment. First, let's discuss the ease of customizing your profile.

There are plenty of options available to narrow down the types of people who show up in your newsfeed, much like social media. You can learn more about your sexual orientation, what role you like to play in bed, what your proclivities are, what kind of sexuality and body type you would like to be matched with, and much more, just by what you see in the Quick View.

The "Questions and Answers" tab allows you to answer a variety of questions about BDSM in as much detail as you like. The questions are things like, "What are your unrestricted roles?" and "What are your favorite toys?" as well as lifestyle questions like, "Describe what you do for a living." Out of over 100 questions, you can answer three questions, and you can answer as many as you like, and you can answer as many as you like, and you can answer as many as you like, and you can answer as many as you like. This is super helpful, especially when dealing with BDSM. There are so many kinks, especially when dealing with BDSM, that you need to know a lot about Protective Hookups before you are sure you want to dive into sex with them.

Hundreds of profile customization options will help you find the right match.

Once you have all your questions answered and understood, we suggest you start exploring the profile feed. This feed is sorted by the people closest to you. If you are in the middle of nowhere, you may need to drive, but if you are in the city, there are probably several people in the area. Now, this site is busy as shit. Trying to figure out how to use this site can be quite overwhelming. So, we'll cover the important features and leave the other minor features for later.

Scrolling through the feed, you'll see what's going on with the people you follow and those nearby. Most of it is homemade videos, photos, and the like crap. As with any other social media site, you can "like" their posts and comments on their posts to show your affection for them. If you want to see the actual video or photo, you have to pay. There are two types of memberships. Silver and Gold. Silver and Gold are available, Silver is for one year and Gold is for one year, both are the same price. But they are not that expensive. To actually use the site is only $8 a month or so.

If you don't sign up, you can't send messages, view profiles, see posts, or use any of the cool features on the site. In addition to the feed, you can manage your photos and posts, check your message count, and much more in the left sidebar. Speaking of messages, there are quite a few bots on this site. During my brief stay on the site, I received at least six messages from girls who wanted to get to know me. Yes, of course. I guess my empty profile with no amount of information or photos drew them in.

Chat, share videos/photos, read articles, watch live cams, etc.

The top header is a good place to start." There are sections for "My Stuff," "Search," "Live Stuff," "Community," and "What's Hot. "The "My Stuff" section is a hub for favorite photos, gifts you've sent or received, people you follow, and other things of that nature. The "Search" section allows you to find people in your area, or beyond if you are looking for travel or cyber, and to filter people by kinks and interests." The "Live Action" section is for all live cams. There are plenty of BDSM models on this site that you can check out and even broadcast yourself doing kinky things.

The "Community" page has a lot to offer. Blogs, discussions, chat rooms, magazines, and much more. If you want to chat with others, discuss your own kinks, or talk about other things, go here. Finally, the "What's Hot" tab features the best photos and videos recently submitted by users. If you enjoy amateur BDSM content, this is the place for you.

The mobile site is much less cluttered than the desktop site.

The mobile site is no problem. Just like the desktop site, it tries to get you to purchase a premium membership at every turn. Membership makes it easy to view and check your profile. All other site options are available as well, but in a cleaner drop-down menu instead of the cluttered way the main site is.

One thing I thought worked better on mobile was the "Hot or Not" page. You can choose whether you think a person is hot or not by looking at their profile picture. If you think they are hot, they are added to your profile list and you can check them out later. It makes more sense to use this feature on mobile. It's much easier to swipe than to click on every single one.

My favorite feature of ThePornDude

My favorite feature of Alt.com is that it actually has a lot of damn features. Seriously, this site has everything a BDSM lover could want. Discussions, videos, photos, dating, live cams, and so much more. It's a great place to come back to because there always seems to be new content in at least one of these categories. You get a lot for your money here. Even if you're not interested in dating, you can still watch exclusive amateur videos posted by users.

ThePornDude's suggestion.

My main suggestion for Alt.com is not a big one. Just trim the main site down a bit. Navigation is not that difficult, but a lot of the stuff that is cluttering up the main page could be put in sub-menus, like on mobile. It would make the site look more sophisticated and upscale. It's just a bit too much.

Final Thoughts on ThePornDude

Overall, Alt.com is a great site to hook up with other fetish lovers. You can be someone's slave, have a threesome, get tied up, or whatever your twisted mind can come up with. The prices are quite inexpensive for the many options available on this site. It's well worth signing up for a short period of time and trying out all the cool features. Even if your date doesn't work out, at least you'll find something good to masturbate to.