Femme Joy I don't know if you know about your old friend, Porn Dude, but I am somewhat of an art lover. When I'm not masturbating to free vaginal ejaculation or premium lesbian gangbangs, I love appreciating creative displays of human skill and imagination, especially the visuals. I love artistic photographs of naked beautiful women, high-class erotica featuring gorgeous sluts, and movies that deftly depict perfect women in various states of undress. If you're interested in this kind of highly artistic stuff, FemJoy might be your place.

FemJoy.com reminds me of an art gallery. However, you can come in here and wave your penis all over the place and the police won't get called. So I get 10,000 visitors a day, far more than the second-rate art gallery that banned me. They've been in the game so long that they've had time to hone their formula: since 2004, FemJoy has been offering high-quality nude and erotic videos of the world's most beautiful women.

Hot Euro models, naked as hell.

These videos are not for fans of hard masturbation. Most of the movies on this page are explicit, combining two things into one or getting laid with your sister. The content is mild by the standards of modern pornography. It is classy, sophisticated, and artistic, so I don't think it fits the definition of pornography, nor do I think the term "softcore."

Opinions differ on this, but most of the girls showing their wares on the landing pages are shaved. Most of the nude models are Euro-lovers who are so gorgeous that you've never seen or heard of them. You'll see nude nymphets on the beach, beautiful girls posing in the sun, and cuties showing off their boobs and beards on camera.

Girls come in different body types, including skinny girls and girls with big boobs. If silicone is used, it's done so well that I can't tell. There are blondes, brunettes and redheads, but with the exception of the Asian girl on the top slide, all the girls are white.

There is no swallowing cum or dildos shoved up their asses, as is common on premium porn sites. Except for one woman sitting on top of another woman's face, everything in front is a solo display of female nudity. The poses are sensual and playful, with minimal self-stimulation, and FemJoy.com focuses on appreciating the physical beauty of these hot women rather than filling all the holes with a cock.

It's like buying erotic nudes at Costco.

There are plenty of naked girls to choose from. Check out my list of amateur porn sites and you'll find all kinds of tics, including nude selfies and blowjob videos. With a webcam, a cell phone and a high school dropout guy, you can do a lot - and on sites like FemJoy, you pay for sexier girls and a higher level of skill to show them that sexiness.

The monthly membership fee at FemJoy.com is usually $40, which, frankly, is pretty expensive. On most porn sites, even the very dirty X-Ray, it's $30. As I write this, it has dropped to $15 as part of the fall sale, and will be billed again at $30. The 6- and 12-month fees are much cheaper.

It's softcore, but there's a lot of it - remember, we've been doing this since 2004, so it took a long time to build our library. Today we have over 1,650 models, over 550,000 high-resolution photos, and about 700 HD videos. Fortunately, you apparently have an enduring affinity for tasteful nudes. And this bucket of lotion is probably just for educational purposes.

Many premium sites use photo galleries to increase the amount of content. Even if it's an automatically generated screenshot and no one will see it, it just looks good on the sign-up page if it says there are a million photos - FemJoy.com is a quality erotic site, so the gallery itself is eye-catching. Most of it consists of about 100 exclusive, original photos, with no corresponding videos on the site.

The registration page states that the site is "updated up to twice a day," but I wanted to log in first to make sure. Some sites have been slow to update because of the coronavirus, but their update schedule is still pretty darn strong. They are now releasing a new series of pictures every day and a new video every week.

Naked girls in slow motion.

One of FemJoy.com's recent releases is a short erotic film called Blue By The Lake, which is only seven minutes long, which is too bad since all of their films are short.However, it stars a tanned brunette named Catherine Pierce, and judging from the miniatures, we should see more of her.

At the beginning of the film, she is standing on the beach in a bathing suit, moving in slow motion to electronic music. The camera gets tighter and moves down, taking long shots of her body, which is still covered. She is now naked and her breasts are visible.

Slow motion helps; at 2:30 minutes she's completely naked, but I don't feel like I've watched the action in ten segments as slowly as possible. My erection, however, is strong, and I want to watch more.

Catherine rubs her hands over the inside of her thighs and then her beautiful breasts. She sits on the beach, turns and smiles into the camera. The girl's butt looks amazing, especially when we see the pussy between her legs.

The music is atmospheric, matching the slow motion, which I don't like. There is no dialogue, no moaning, squealing, grunting or panting as is common in porn. I guess you have to fill that void with something.

Soft, but sexy.

The video ends with a close-up of Catherine's face and a FemJoy copyright notice. You can't help but feel a little ripped off. It's just a few seconds of a stretched-out beach photo shoot, but it ended too quickly, and I, of course, flinched.

I watched Piper Fawn's (one of FemJoy's few famous porn stars) movie. Although it was even shorter and mostly in slow motion, this film struck me as more meaty than Katherine's. Perhaps it has something to do with Piper's level of comfort in front of the camera and her ability to really work in front of it. She can brush her hair sexily and roll over very sexily in a "doggy-style" pose.

Several other films were screened. Catherine's film seemed like a particularly bad example, but the format doesn't change much in the best films. They are shot in slow motion with gorgeous naked Eurotesse posing for the camera. The irony is that the films end so quickly that they seem like good material for a long fap session.

If you're looking for hardcore porn, most of the movies on my premium porn list will better meet your needs. This is erotica for those who like naked women, beautiful faces, perfect breasts and licking crotches, and won't shake their penis or splatter cum everywhere. If you like old-school softcore erotica like Playboy, or are interested in unknown euro models, this is for you.