It's J-list...you want to buy hentai shit on J-list? Sometimes hours and hours of porn just isn't enough. Sometimes you need more than that. Something a little special. Something that takes your pleasure to the next level. There's nothing wrong with using your tools, I don't judge.

Besides, with Christmas just around the corner, why not treat yourself to something nice? Indulge in a little luxury. Get excited, get excited. You deserve it. Since you spend all day, every day, in your mom's basement watching porn and fapping, let's make the most of that time.

In the world of adult sex toys and products, finding one specifically geared toward straight men can be a somewhat daunting task. It seems like everywhere you go, there are vibrators, dildos, and anal beads. But what about us? For example, finding a high-quality pocket pussy, BJ simulator, or blow-up doll isn't quite as easy.

Furthermore, there seems to be some sort of double standard regarding who can and cannot enjoy sex toys. A classic example of this is that a girl with a dildo or vibrator is sexy, but a guy with a blow-up doll is not. Well, society has decided that it is pathetic. Whether it is actually pathetic or not is another story entirely.

Have you ever actually gone to an actual sex toy store and tried to get someone to show you around a blow-up doll? Well, probably not. Because that would mean going to a public place and admitting to a random crowd of strangers that you, yes, a neckbeard in a fedora and a Star Trek shirt, are in the market to buy a blow-up doll. Way to reinforce the stereotype, asshole.

Even more difficult would be for men who like hentai and Japanese porn to find sex toys exclusively for them. And since, as you already know, you are a neckbeard and fedora guy, we know that you love anime porn and have a strange (but in some respects completely understandable) obsession with Japanese girls.

Japanese Sex Shops for Americans

Well, my sociopath friend, I may have a solution to your problem (or maybe it's not so much a solution to your problem as a way to enjoy your problem more deeply). If you are a fan of Japanese porn, you will not find that need met in a traditional American porn store.

If you want Japanese sex toys and products, go to a Japanese store. It makes sense, right? Moreover, since there are proper sex stores in Japan, you can get all your fap gadgets in the cloak of anonymity that is the internet. That way, the problem is solved. You're welcome.

So, for all you pimple-faced 4channers out there, let me introduce you to J-List. It carries a lot of products (think of it like an anime-oriented Japanese Amazon that appears to cater to Western consumers), but since I'll be fapping (or at least thinking about fapping) in less than five minutes, my review will focus on just one small corner of this site: The Adult Corner.

When you visit the adult section of J-List, you may notice that the design and layout of the site resembles that of a porn site. The first thing that catches the eye is the banner at the top of the page, a gray box with the words "Adult Corner" in plain text. But on the left side of it, there is a Japanese high school girl standing straight up with her right leg straight above her head. Frankly, this is amazing.

Friendly, easy-to-use site design

Below that banner, as I mentioned earlier, a number of featured products are introduced in sections, much like a porn site. First, "Best Sellers and Pickups" (not sure what "pickups" means, but I guess there is a language barrier). Second, there is a thumbnail gallery of products under Best Sellers (or a list view if you prefer). The default is "featured," but you can switch between alphabetical, price, newest to oldest, and bestseller order.

On the left side of the products, unlike porn sites, you will see several options for filtering the results. You can filter by category (adult magazines, toys, videos, cast-off figures, eroge, hentai anime, manga, and 42 other types), check boxes to show or hide pre-order items, select a price range ($3-$360), filter by specific series, or by theme (amateur, school, sports, Tentacles/Monsters, etc.), and filter by theme (Amateur, School, Sports, Tentacles/Monsters, etc.). Overall, I am quite impressed with the number and effectiveness of the features that J-List offers for browsing the large volume of products available.

Now that we've weeded out the unimportant stuff and narrowed it down to the weird tentacle-themed stuff, let's click through to the product pages and see what JList has to offer. Well, it looks like most decent online stores. You'll see product images, an "Add to Cart" button, an "Add to Wish List" feature, the option to share products on social media (don't), and whether the product is in stock and where it ships from (in almost all cases, Japan).

You will also see detailed product descriptions written by J-List people (as opposed to the manufacturer), product specifications (weight, length, etc.), links to find similar products, and a brief link to the manufacturer's website (a nice touch). Note, however, that the images shown are not necessarily the most accurate representation of the product.

Lack of Photos and Customer Testimonials

For example, we looked at a product called "Lollipop Misty Nightmare Girl" (you guys are really weird). This product is essentially a sex torso with boobs, ass, and two holes for fucking. However, the product's page only showed an image of the box (with an animation of a young goth schoolgirl licking a lollipop) and a few rendered images of the product itself. Note here that I said "renderings." There are no images of the product itself, just a rendering of the torso, vagina and anus (shape, how the ribs are attached, etc.).

This is unfortunate for obvious reasons. If I'm buying a sex toy that costs $180 (which I'm not going to, just in case...) ), I would prefer to be able to see multiple immaculate photos of what it will look like to receive. A video would also help me see if the product is sturdy enough, and if the materials are not cheap... if it's going to cost nearly $200, I think I need more than an artist's rendering of the item I'm buying.

Another disappointing aspect of J-List is that it does not seem to have a customer rating or review system in place. However, J-List reviews its own products and links to those reviews (which are available on its blog). But I wonder: can we trust J-List to give us an honest review of a product they are clearly trying to sell? Obviously, they are not going to say "this product sucks." They are trying to make money.

But on a positive note, they have a system for private orders, so you can buy your favorite kinky monster porn in peace, without anyone knowing." Mom doesn't have to find a parcel on the porch labeled "Lollipop Misty Nightmare Girl 2-way Masturbator Sex Doll. It says. For this anonymous service, you will be charged an additional $5 at checkout. It's a mess, but honestly a great business move.

All in all, J-List has tons of obscure Japanese sex toys, hentai, manga, anime, and other shit to choose from. If you just want a simple pocket pussy or fuck torso, I'd go to Amazon, frankly. But if you need hard-to-find hentai or manga, or absolutely need some weird hentai sex toys that you can't find in Western online stores, J-List will probably come through.

In any case, happy fapping. And shave that shitty neck beard already. Then maybe you won't have to buy fucktorses anonymously on the internet.