I am ready to join Newbie Nudes. The downside of reviewing porn all day long is that you can't look at normal women naked without imagining what they look like. You want to check out the cashier's sister's phallus, you want to examine a jogging girl's pussy, you have to watch your neighbor get stuffed by one of her boyfriends, and Newbie Nudes specializes in just such smut: amateur photos of real girls next door and Video.

NewbieNudes.com has been on the Internet since 2002 and is something of a dinosaur from the computer age. However, it has managed to survive. This is better than most sex sites, let alone amateurs, could ever hope to do. It currently gets several million hits a month, which is not bad for a porn site. Even more so for an active community of perverts.

Millions of amateur photos and videos

At the top of the screen, NewbieNudes calls itself "the world's best amateur nude community." Just below that, it claims to have "the hottest amateur nudes in the world." That's great and all, but if you listen to the keywords, even the third-rate porn tube is the biggest and best. I am more impressed by the clear numbers as listed under the header.

The first box says there are 4.2 million real members with over 15.4 million self-made photos and videos; the second box says there are 3.9 million photos and over 110,000 real amateur videos ready for your pleasure. Even if you were slow in math class in school, you should be able to spot this problem: either 11 million pieces of content were added and then deleted, or the numbers were made up to sound impressive.

Nevertheless, 4 million is a number that should not be underestimated. That is a lot of pornography. From what I can see on the surface, it's quite extensive; NewbieNudes has users of all (legal) ages and from all over the world. Many amateur sites have certain types, such as older people or those who are Instagram famous, but here you can see everyone.

The top page has women and men, trannies and couples. Thumbnails are mostly solo shots, but there are also BJ Photos and Fucking Pics Highlights sections. Many of the women have NN written on their breasts.

Most of the smaller pics send me to the larger versions. Some of them, like this sexy little Asian woman and this British woman whose pussy and asshole are shown, send me to a page that says I need to sign up. The thumbnail of this amateur threesome, which I assume is a screenshot of the video, sent me to an ominous message saying I needed a NewbieNudes premium account to view it.

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Signing up is painless. Just enter your preferred username and password and give them your email address. You will be logged in immediately, but you will need to click on the activation link in the email to access the products.

Once logged in, the page is sliced into the same categories. That Asian woman is still at the top of Recent Popular Real Newbies Girls, so click through to see what was previously hidden.

I was hoping for something other than an enlarged version of the girl standing in the shower. If they show you a picture of a blowjob and then make you sign up for something else, I think that other thing is more hardcore. In this case it is just bigger than the pictures free users can see. The message below says Premium Members get an even larger version.

The categories on the home page are laid out pretty well, so you can browse a large amount of the latest and hottest without having to dig too deep. I spent some time admiring the tattoo-covered women in Today's Featured Girls and the buxom women in Popular Verified Profiles.

It is a bit strange that Popular Verified Profiles is in a separate category. At the bottom of the page it says "No fake profiles" because they hate fake profiles as much as you do. If that is the case, shouldn't all profiles be Verified?

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Even the most deviant minds tend to have some preferences. The filters in the left sidebar help narrow the gallery a bit. You might want to start with the poster's gender, which includes male, female, and couples, but no trans option. You can add regions if desired and hide dicks and pussies.

Most of the filters are grayed out and locked until you upgrade to a premium membership. The added filters include posting date and age of the submitter, and there are several ways to sort by popularity. One of the checkboxes is "Verified?" question. It is an odd question to ask on a site that is supposed to have no fake profiles.

I spent a few minutes looking for an explanation, but gave up. If there is a difference between a regular fake profile and a verified fake profile, they are in no hurry to tell me about it. Homegrown Real Video

I avoided the "Popular Video of the Day" section. I got a hard-on for the girl fingering and playing with her tits in the thumbnails, but I already know what's behind those threesome photos. They are trying to hook me and sell me an upgraded membership.

That banner in the middle of the home page got me." It said "Home Grown Real Video." There is no other video collection like this one." The same can be said for most amateur collections, but this is always one of my favorites.

The View Hardcore Amateur Videos page makes a compelling argument for membership. In gallery format, there are 32 pages of movies, totaling 1,881 items, sorted by popularity. The default browsing category is "Posted Last 30 Days"; NewbieNudes gave some messed up numbers earlier about how much content they have, but the format here is hard to cheat. It is certainly a rapidly growing site.

Threesome blowjobs are number one, followed by MILFs blasting their friends. The next thumbnail is a young slut stretching naked on a beach chair, and more group sex appears. There are Asians, black women, Latinas, and hella white girls performing cooties, and we would love to see a video of them.

Amateur video fans pay at the pump.

What caught my attention in the thumbnail was a woman touching her own big tits in what appears to be an office. I love public indecency. I clicked through and was faced with a premium upsell.

NewbieNudes offers two ways to pay: you can buy 5 Nudles for $5 and exchange them for 10 movies. It is stupid that the movies are 50 cents each, but I am not a marketing person. If the crackhead pay-per-hit model doesn't appeal to you, there are also premium memberships available.

Premium memberships start out at $30 a month and then drop a bit when you re-bill; $30 is the going rate for most pay sites these days, so it's unusual to get an automatic discount like this. As usual, it is even cheaper if you subscribe for a longer period of time.

There are no free videos, though, so I can only speculate about the premium ones. The pictures I've seen are fucking hard, so the videos should probably be hot as hell, too.I have to think that NewbiesNudes videos are shorter than the average porn scene, because amateur clips usually are. I have to think the NewbiesNudes video is shorter than a typical porn scene, because amateur clips usually are. As for volume, we certainly have a winner.

After all, I think NewbieNudes' (often misspelled as "newbinudes") greatest strength is the sheer volume of amateur porn they have here. Since it doesn't cost any money, I suggest you browse the images for a while first. If you want to see the same erotic teenagers and housewives in action as they fuck, upgrade.